Hop On The Money Train And Score Big Cash Playing Fantasy Football This Weekend
Fall semester is in full swing, and unless you’re a loser, you’ve probably spent all your money at the bars trying to tame some strange. You’re poor and in need of some fresh cash to impress that hottie from your chemistry class. Thankfully, Draftkings has your back with the chance to score some big money this weekend.
Enter $1,000,000 Contest NOW FOR FREE
Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM readers that you can enter for a shot at $100,000 in their $1M Play Action Fantasy Football Contest. You could drop out and hit Vegas with all that sweet, sweet cash. Only idiots wait a full season for a payout. You can win huge now.
1-week fantasy football is easy as hell to understand. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put togetherĀ a team that will gain the most yards and score the most points. It really couldn’t be simpler. If those rules are confusing to you, making as much sense as your foreign political science professor, then you should probably just quit sports forever.
The top 84,950 scores in this contest are guaranteed to win money. If you can’t place in the top 84,950, then you’ve got much bigger problems, like “why you are such a loser?” The contest begins this Sunday, September 20th.
Enter The Contest NOW FOR FREE
If you’re new to DraftKings, then your entry into this thing is $0. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Nothing. If you’ve been killing it like I have, then it’s only $3 to enter. Even I have $3, and I’m paid in sticks of butter stuffed into hot dog rolls. You won’t find an easier way of turning $3 into $100K.
Hop on the money train. Sign up now and draft your team before the contest fills up or be the idiot who passed up free cash.
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10 years ago at 11:02 amFuck you for posting this all the time, intern.
10 years ago at 11:15 amAt this point, if you don’t know what Draftkings is, you’re more confused than the guy who keeps telling intern to write these articles every week.
10 years ago at 11:21 amSeriously. A commercial or two for Draftkings every break. Same with FanDuel. Thank God for NFLRedzone.
10 years ago at 12:12 pmThat GIF of Fitzgerald is pathetic. Sub-par work intern, eat dicks.
10 years ago at 1:21 pmAdding fantasy football league commissioner to your resume. #TFM
10 years ago at 2:17 pmcan we stop with these damn draftkings adds and bring back the survivor pool, before i drive to Texas and recreate the mongol invasion on the TFM office starting with the interns shitty excuse for a cubical
10 years ago at 2:58 pm