Hot Girl Drops Out Of College And Moves To Syria To Fight ISIS, Says They’re “Easy To Kill”

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I think I’m in love.

Joanna Palani dropped out of college, left her hometown of Copenhagen, Denmark, and flew to Syria to fight alongside the Kurds, where she brought the heat to ISIS as well as President Assad’s forces.

The 22-year-old politics major told VICE about the horrible things she saw on the front lines, like a Swedish soldier who was shot dead right next to her by an ISIS sniper, and children being rounded up for sexual abuse by the violent jihadists.

She also discussed the differences between members of ISIS and President Assad’s fighters — the former are incredibly shootable on the field.

“ISIS fighters are very easy to kill,” she said, laughing. “ISIS fighters are very good at sacrificing their own lives, but Assad’s soldiers are very well-trained and they are specialist killing machines.”

No stranger to shooting a gun, Palani spent much of her time abroad teaching women how to fight, which may be one of the most effective tactics for inspiring fear in jihadists. ISIS religion teaches that if a man is killed by a woman in combat, he will not be awaited by 72 virgins on the other side. Instead, he will burn in hell.

Palani has since returned to Denmark, and has not been permitted to return to Syria and continue where she left off. Denmark now prohibits citizens from traveling to conflict zones as a means of preventing people from joining ISIS.

This girl has huge balls. Over there terrorizing the terrorists. She’s hot, too:

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On our way to rojava kobani back in 2014. All sorani kurds. Biji

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#danmark #summer2016 #cph #living

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Dream girl.

[via VICE]

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  1. IglooButts

    This bitch went and killed ISIS and Intern Smegma can’t even take a little criticism on her shitty column.

    9 years ago at 2:18 pm
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      9 years ago at 2:39 pm
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        9 years ago at 3:43 pm
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        9 years ago at 12:33 pm
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        THERE IT IS…. THE MEMORIZED SHIT RAMBLING WALL OF TEXT I FIND COMMENTED ON EVERY ARTICLE. FUCK OFF ESTEL.

        9 years ago at 8:23 pm
      4. Frat Turnt Titty

        Chairman Dorn is so busy deleting comments to protect Intern Sextoy’s fragile ego he lets this bullshit slip by

        9 years ago at 9:29 pm
      5. Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

        I don’t think anyone here wants to spend more time with their family

        9 years ago at 1:52 am
    2. Frobert The III

      According to some other sources Peshmerganor and Peshmergaswe (via instagram, 10/10 would recommend to a friend), two legitimate fighters in syria who are working with the Kurds, this chick is no where near the frontlines and never has been.

      9 years ago at 4:40 pm
  2. JohnStamos

    As of 3:27 PM Eastern time the Ask Squidward column has 19 likes. Let us see how many likes Fat Fuck Dan and The Pedophile inflate into her column to make her feel good about her ugly self

    9 years ago at 2:29 pm
      1. Larry_Sellers

        554 likes at 5:50 EST. Something smells fishy here, and it’s not just Intern Sam’s stank puss.

        9 years ago at 4:52 pm
      2. IglooButts

        unless 500 actual likes came through in the last 30 minutes for every post then I’m confused.

        9 years ago at 5:09 pm
      3. JohnStamos

        It’s either the Reptilian Shapeshifting Jewish Bankers or the Pedophile and his Whale friend Dan. My money is on the latter inflating likes

        9 years ago at 5:17 pm
  3. PhilAccio

    This girl is lucky that Denmark didn’t fuck her over, many countries still label the Kurds and the peshmerga as terrorist groups even though they are not . She’s a fucking badass and y’all should go follow Peshmerganor on Instagram, he’s an ex Norwegian paratrooper fighting with the Peshmerga.

    9 years ago at 3:18 pm
  4. Sand_Hill_Alum

    All I’ve got to say is that she’s a fucking idiot with that mindset. With no prior combat training at all, she decides to go in with the mindset that ISIS is easy to kill. She’s in for a rude awakening when ISIS decides to send a vehicle born IED laden down with several tons of explosives in a heavily armored vehicle that the Iraqi army had left behind. Better yet, when the unit that she’s attached to gets hit by hundreds of battle hardened fighters from Chechnya that have answered the call of jihad from the middle east to Africa to all the way to the the Philippines she’ll change her mind. By taking your enemy lightly you put yourself and others at risk. This isn’t an airsoft match against some middle school nerds. This is fucking war. It’s humans in their most primal element fighting to survive. If you can’t respect that, then you have no business going over there

    9 years ago at 4:05 pm
      1. Sand_Hill_Alum

        I assume by article you mean paragraph used to briefly describe what she’s been doing. by all means down vote gents, but the war against ISIS isn’t the hollywood glamour that it’s painted up to be across the media. The last time the world saw such a flock of foreigners to a warzone inspired by different reasons, was the Spanish Civil War in the 1930s.

        9 years ago at 4:30 pm
      2. inhocFaF

        No, the actual article on Vice linked at the very end. She’s been trained to use weapons her whole life, as her father and grandfather have fought with the Kurds before (she’s Iranian, not born in Denmark). You, are an idiot.

        9 years ago at 4:51 pm
      3. Sand_Hill_Alum

        I’d say I’m a realist. I’m speaking from personal experience where I’ve helped train individuals to face the kind of environments that one would face in syria and iraq. It’s one thing to have the knowledge how to expertly handle weapons, its another to apply those skills in a combat environment while working as a team. You can train all you want like Sarah Connor, but you still need adequate combat training (i.e. battle drills like react to contact, conduct an ambush, break contact, etc) People will die if you cant apply these critical skill sets while under severe stress. its happened before and it will happen again

        9 years ago at 9:18 pm
      4. ChristianPKP

        u sound like a POG and coming from an Intel Officer that makes you look bad bro.

        9 years ago at 2:45 am
  5. Wreckemraiders

    Sounds like she’s finally achieved her dream of getting railed daily by dozens of towelheads. TotalEUMove

    9 years ago at 7:29 pm