Houston Astros Fan Goes Full Randy Marsh, Yells “F*** The Rangers!” While Being Ejected
The Houston Astros have had a solid season — if you don’t count any of their games against the in-state rival Texas Rangers. On Tuesday night, the Astros dropped to 3-15 versus the Rangers on the season, again losing a one run game, just like they did on Monday, in the midst of an all-important stretch for Wild Card eligibility.
If you took away the games the Astros and Rangers have played against each other, the Astros would have the better record, but that’s not a thing you can do, so they’re 11.5 games back. That’s how dominant the Rangers have been against the ‘stros. Fucking brutal.
On Tuesday night, one hero fan reached his breaking point.
If police are leading you out of the stadium by your shirt and your enormous man gut is hanging out while you’re cursing the opposing team vehemently, you’re a true diehard. On top of that, it appears our hero is wearing baseball pants, which is how you know he came to play (I’m being told in the comments section that they are, in fact, track pants, but still). To him it’s more than just a game — baseball is life, and the Rangers are ruining it. I, for one, hope he gets a good night’s sleep in the slammer. .
Its danny regs in 30 years when his cycle ends, with the muscle slowly turning into more fat
8 years ago at 12:47 amFairly accurate assessment.
8 years ago at 12:48 amIts danny regs – the fat turd who works for tfm and gets made fun of by everyone in his home town!
8 years ago at 5:43 amYou ruined it.
8 years ago at 3:26 pmThose are track pants. Baseball pants don’t have pockets in the front.
8 years ago at 12:52 amI know, right? The inaccurate description of the pants totally ruined it for me.
8 years ago at 12:54 amGood eye, Red. Good eye. Editing now.
8 years ago at 12:55 amEditing your content but not allowing your users to edit their comments. TDictatorTFMM
8 years ago at 8:10 amI’m sorry I thought this was America
8 years ago at 1:02 amI tried to invoke that defense at court and they didn’t buy it
8 years ago at 5:07 amWhy’d you take it there, man?
8 years ago at 7:03 amDude, you’re not funny.
8 years ago at 7:51 amThis article was written at the same time and most likely with the same amount of effort as my essay due tomorrow morning
8 years ago at 2:04 amThat is also a fairly accurate assessment.
8 years ago at 2:46 pmPhiladelphia Collins looks fucked! He needs to go back to the Dirty Burger
8 years ago at 8:30 amOh I’m sorry I thought this was America
8 years ago at 9:11 am