How A College Gameday Sign Led To Porn Star Lisa Ann Taking Ok. State Freshman To AVN Awards
It all started with a College Gameday sign that simply said “Baylor’s defense has more holes to fill than Lisa Ann.” Seems innocent, right? A nice little shot at your opponent’s porous defense.
The man behind the sign, Matt McGann, who was a freshman at the time, probably thought the best thing that would come out of it would be some TV time for the sign and some high-fives around campus. What Matt did not know is that his sign would lead him on a whirlwind ride after porn star Lisa Ann reached out to him on Twitter.
After a few messages, the winner of the Hottest MILF award invited him to attend the AVN Awards in Vegas. Here is the full story of how that Gameday sign led him to become Lisa Ann’s date to the awards show, not once, but twice.
Few takeaways here:
1) When Lisa Ann invited him over Skype, his dad celebrated as his son had just scored the game-winning touchdown in the state championship. He also said he’s his hero. Matt is making Dad proud.
2) Lisa said Matt was like her little brother. So, I think it’s safe to assume that Matt didn’t get to explore the holes he referenced in his sign.
3) His friends are definitely hiding awkward boners while sitting in the same room as Lisa..
h/t Matt McGann
Image via Instagram
If she didn’t at least wing him at the award show they have both let everyone here down.
9 years ago at 4:56 pmBut how was she in bed?
9 years ago at 5:20 pmI wanna be friend’s with a pornstar damnit
9 years ago at 8:57 pmlisa sandwiched between two black dudes is about the only normal thing about this whole situation
9 years ago at 8:59 pmThis guy can’t even close the deal with a FUCKING PORNSTAR? What a fucking GDI virgin. Good luck ever getting laid to this idiot.
9 years ago at 10:07 pmCalling bullshit on the little brother dynamic. Maybe she just didn’t want to openly admit to bringing her work home with her and banging a teenager. Even Lisa Ann might not be as candid about her sex life outside of pornhub as you’d think. I’m not saying he did, but he could’ve filled a hole or two if the opportunity presented itself. All I’m saying is she’s taken him twice now. Lucky bastard
9 years ago at 10:48 pmThis chick has had more wangs in her than a goddamn Chinese phonebook, and Goober McFriendzone here couldn’t close the deal despite being her date to a literal pornstar convention. Twice.
9 years ago at 12:20 amthis happened a year ago, come on TFM
9 years ago at 12:27 amOh man, the fact that his pal’s have had a go to Lisa Ann makes me not want to watch porno anymore.
Also, not into women with such wildly fake boobs and all that plastic surgery. Girl next door types are much hotter.
9 years ago at 12:52 pm