How About This Guy Predicting The Cubs Win The 2016 World Series With His 1993 Senior Quote?
8 years ago

So this dude Michael Lee from the 1993 graduating class of Mission Viejo High School predicted that the Chicago Cubs would win the 2016 World Series. They haven’t won it yet, obviously, but you’ve got to feel good about their chances.

P.S. Typical hot girl mentality here — not spending two minutes to give a senior quote because she’s too cool for school and doesn’t have time for that shit. Jodi’s got classes to skip and heaters to burn and QB1 D to take.

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P.P.S. Josh Kurtz has done serious jail time, right? Can someone look this up for me? Nothing white collar, either. Like he’s had people tied up in his basement before. Just a really dark senior quote from Josh.

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P.P.P.S.

This guy’s plowing Jodi, right?

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I hate to pull against Michael Lee and the Cubs, but I have to dance with the date who brought me. Go Tribe.

[via Twitter/ @tommydale33]

  3. SirCarlosIII

    This is cool and all, but on a serious note, I don’t comment that much on here any more, but I’m noticing that y’all have been slacking and content is not nearly as good, original or constant as it used to be. Please bring the TFM from the time of the Fratfellas video back. Make TFM frat again.

    8 years ago at 2:29 pm
    1. SirCarlosIII

      I know I didn’t get 12 laps in under a minute Dorn. For real, I miss the old TFM. Y’all fucked up by going mainstream and also by firing your best writers. I actually wish TFM the best.

      8 years ago at 2:42 pm
      1. smithpm

        They definitely set up some fake accounts to lap critical comments. Same ones they use to give thumbs up to their sponsored ads masquerading as content.

        8 years ago at 3:30 pm
  6. Henry_Eighth

    I hope everyone noticed that the Cubs did not win the championship until Brian Hoyer went down with a broken arm.

    8 years ago at 2:39 pm
  9. SparkNotes Pledge

    Summary: Dude named Michael Lee from the class of 1993 from Mission Viejo High School predicted that the Chicago Cubs would win the 2016 World Series
    There’s a picture of a semi-attractive chick with no senior quote.
    Picture of a guy who likely had people tied up in his basement at some point. Probably still does.
    Pictures of another guy. Might know the girl from the earlier pic.
    Dillon picks the wrong team to win.

    8 years ago at 3:18 pm
    1. BoatShoes_and_DeltaBlues

      Try less accuracy and more satire. This isn’t the Washington Post. Also, put a little bit of effort into your picture. Like, oh I don’t know, a sparknotes logo?

      8 years ago at 1:58 pm