How About This Lions Fan Casually Eating Ass At A Tailgate?

I know we’re jumping on this one a little late, but how could I not talk about this Lions fan pulling away from a tailgate to bury his face between a couple butt cheeks to munch ass in front of God and everyone?

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Aside from the obvious shock factor at the sight of a grown man eating ass in broad daylight, there are a couple other subtle nuances of this photo that make it even more disturbing than your typical butt eating.

I’ve pointed out that the anus isn’t for me, but I recognize there are people who have some fun with it, and that’s cool or whatever. However, when it comes to tossing salad, I feel like it’s one of those things that just sorta happens in the heat of the moment. You’re down there doing your thing with standard oral, feeling dirty, then you’re like “I’m already down here and feeling nasty, fuck it,” then you dive in. Is that about right? Again, not for me, but that’s usually how it goes down, correct? I can’t imagine that too many of your typical ass eaters premeditate it going in.

This guy certainly did, though. You can tell by his form, with the way he has her turned away from him and bent at the waist. If this had happened, say, in the back seat of that car with her on her back, it’d be much easier pass off as a couple horny freaks just getting dirty. But he wanted to munch her butt from the word “go” and made no qualms about it. Everything about her position on the car and his from-the-knee form suggests they both knew what they wanted going in.

I’ll never understand why eating ass is a thing.

Edit: People are pointing out that the person getting ass-eaten could actually be a man. I hadn’t considered this possibility and now I’m gonna be sick, not because it’s gay, but because man buttholes are infinity times grosser than women’s.

  1. gbarker10

    It appears he has on proper ass-eating eye protection as well. Boys, we are amidst a professional.

    9 years ago at 4:09 pm
  2. The 69 Chevy

    Top nomination for Dirtiest Thing in Detroit, next to Matthew Stafford’s half-ass beard.

    9 years ago at 4:14 pm
  3. Jemarcus Russell

    That is certainly one way to celebrate the great season the Lions are having.

    9 years ago at 4:53 pm
  4. Frat Me Maybe

    This is disgusting.

    How could you even THINK about driving a Honda in Detroit?

    9 years ago at 6:34 pm
  5. LRpikappEP

    Nice try Dorno, we all know you have that blue hoodie in the back of your car.

    9 years ago at 6:42 pm
  6. EQK

    Dorn says the says the anus isn’t for him. We’ll see what the jury believes Dorno.

    9 years ago at 7:15 pm