How Fitting: There Was A Literal Dumpster Fire At Mizzou Today
The title says it all. There was a dumpster on fire not too long ago at America’s current inextinguishable dumpster fire: The University of Missouri.
So there is a literal dumpster fire outside of Mizzou Arena. 3 fire trucks on scene. No word if Frank Haith is cause pic.twitter.com/XfE4xt6epS
— News-Press Sports (@SJNPSports) February 19, 2016
I assume the fire has been extinguished by now, but you never know. If the firefighters that service Mizzou’s campus are as helpless as its bloc of PC students and professors, it could still be going strong. It looks like the Columbia FD is there, though, so we should be fine.
The only thing that could make this situation more perfect would be if it was discovered that the fire was started by a liberal student who burned a copy of the constitution and then chucked it into the dumpster, while a ring of human-shields with an established perimeter, there to protect him from the media, looked on..
If it smells like a dumpster fire…looks like a dumpster fire…
9 years ago at 2:32 pmIt’s probably Steve Holt’s mom
9 years ago at 2:32 pmNot exactly article worthy news
9 years ago at 2:41 pmThe TFM app is a dumpster fire
9 years ago at 2:43 pmCan we throw Melissa Click and Jonathan Butler inside of it?
9 years ago at 2:49 pmIt would have been better if Bacon was in it
9 years ago at 2:49 pmNot all mizzou students are pc. Some draw shit swastikas
9 years ago at 3:20 pmI ate a waffle today – is that newsworthy as well? Sniff my taint.
9 years ago at 3:52 pmAdd in the color blur and we have a real challenge.
9 years ago at 3:59 pmWaffles are FaF. French toast =. NF.
9 years ago at 7:36 pmI’m honestly shocked this got upvotes. I was piss drunk when I wrote that.
9 years ago at 12:01 amWhat’s the over under on the number of snapchats of a flaming dumpster that read “it’s lit”?
9 years ago at 5:21 pmFuck Steve Holt.
9 years ago at 3:34 amA solid metaphor for Obama’s presidency.
9 years ago at 9:34 pm