How To Avoid Looking Like A Pussy At The Gym

  1. Frobert The III

    Or be an overweight shemale with c-cups that writes for TFM. (Looking at you Dan)

    8 years ago at 5:20 pm
    1. Dewey Oxburger

      My name’s Dewey Oxberger. My friends call me Ox. You might have noticed I’ve got a slight weight problem. I went to this doctor. He told me I swallow a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas. I’m basically a shy person…he suggested taking an aggressive training course like EST. Anyway it cost 400 bucks to join this thing…well I didn’t have the money. I thought to myself, “Join the army! It’s free.” So I figured while I’m here I’ll lose a few pounds…and you got what, a…6 to 8 week training program? A real tough one? Which is perfect for me. I’m gonna walk out of here a lean, mean, fightin’ machine.

      8 years ago at 5:32 pm
      1. Fraddington_bear

        I feel like you probably thought this was really funny when you wrote it.

        8 years ago at 6:31 pm
  2. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

    “Can’t look like a pussy at the gym if you don’t go.” – Dan Rugshitter

    8 years ago at 5:27 pm
      1. TheeRockySulli

        There’s an age limit of 13+ in the gym, Dorn wouldn’t be into that.

        8 years ago at 9:13 pm
      1. Skylark_17

        I was making a point of his use of censoring in the title. Thank you so much for reminding me censoring is not frat

        8 years ago at 11:00 pm
  3. Chadwick Brice

    If Dan knew how to go to the gym without looking like a pussy, he would have written an actual fucking article about it

    8 years ago at 7:20 pm
  4. Deadlift27

    Dan we all know the only time you go to the gym is when planet fitness has pizza day.

    8 years ago at 7:26 pm
    1. Sigma Alpha Egg sandwich

      Natty as fuck dude, he barley he is just cut enough to have 2 abs

      8 years ago at 8:40 am