Sorostitute told me my Frat-Stache made me look like a child molester. I told her she was too ugly to speak. TFM.

  1. Fratrick Brochanan

    Just ask make a subtle comment about their weight…with any luck they’ll immediately go to the gym to swim laps and hopefully die somewhere around their 50th lap…

    14 years ago at 8:15 am
    1. BrksBrthrsRepublican

      Obviously the sorostitute got told dumbass. The only words that should come out of a slampieces mouth are “here’s your sandwich”.

      14 years ago at 1:53 pm
  2. ZXFY

    I bet she was too hot for you. You should have let her sneeze all over the stache bro.

    14 years ago at 2:07 am
    1. The Aristofrat

      I bet your ass shaved the next day too, made up an excuse like, “I don’t need the Rush Stache since Rush is over.” NF.

      14 years ago at 12:18 pm