Hunter Mounts Deer To Jeep With Legs In Air, Reaches Peak Domination Of Inferior Species
10 years ago

When 70-year-old Bobby Wuest murked a 200-pound buck in rural Texas, he mounted it to the front of his Jeep hind legs up, leaving the giant rodent’s dangly bits to flap in the wind like a fleshy flag — a shining symbol of man’s utter dominance over all living things.

The display warmed the hearts of drivers along Interstate 10 as he made the 160 mile drive home to Seguin, Texas. Passersby waved and snapped photos and gave him enthusiastic thumbs up, reveling in mankind’s insatiable bloodlust and hilarious disrespect for mother nature.

We found the local hunter who drove down IH10 with a deer attached to the front of his jeep and talked with him about the hubbub surrounding the photo.

Posted by Seguin Gazette on Sunday, January 3, 2016

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From My San Antonio:

“I got a lot of thumbs up and perfect hand gestures, and people take pictures of it one after another. I got a lot of positive feedback from people,” Wuest told the Seguin Gazette, the newspaper that initially posted the photo of the buck hanging on the front of the Jeep.

“I’m glad they’re enjoying it,” Wuest told the newspaper, referring to the post’s popularity on Facebook. “But they’re not enjoying it as much as I am.”

Boy howdy, Bobby! Them folks can gander at that tharr deer pecker all they want, taint NOBODY gon’ git a pieca back strap ‘cept Darlene an’ the kids!

Sure, some animal rights pussies bitched and moaned online, but every hunter that drove by could do nothing but watch in envy as the proud catch towered over the highway.

It’s always good to remind the other inhabitants of the world that we’re on top, and it’s impossible to dominate another species more fiercely than by using it’s dead carcass as a flagpole. Enjoy the harvest, Bob.

[via My San Antonio]

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  3. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    Someday that deer’s kids are gonna stake out the Luby’a Cafeteria and blast Bobby when he’s reachin’ for another bowl of banana puddin’.

    10 years ago at 5:28 pm
  5. FuckTuco69

    O man that type of dominance of inferior species is only otherwise seen when clemson kids try to tailgate at USC and get their asses kicked because they’re all bottom tier acc pussies

    10 years ago at 5:35 pm
    2. Karl Karlson

      I hope you meet a beautiful woman one day FT. I hope you two hit it off and she is everything you ever dreamed of. I hope you get married and start a family. And then, I hope that you come back from work some day to find her spread eagle on a washed up defensive tackle from Clemson screaming that she loves him.

      10 years ago at 9:42 pm
      1. FuckTuco69

        I’ve probably fucked more girls at USC with long-distance boyfriend’s at clumsux than Tuco has fucked girls at clemsux. They really crave top tier acc alpha males, not those bottom tier weirdos that live in dorms with letters on them over at clampson

        10 years ago at 9:46 pm
  6. acfabregat

    That’s big furry middle finger to everyone with a PETA bumper sticker on that highway

    10 years ago at 5:38 pm
  7. Fratty McFratFrat

    One time these two old boys from Alabama went deer hunting, and one of em shot the other one so he had to carry his friend out and drive him to the hospital. When they got to the hospital he said “Is my friend gonna live?” And the doctor said “I don’t know. He’d have a better chance if you hadn’t field dressed him.”

    10 years ago at 5:51 pm
    2. FratchetMan

      It’s not like vegetables are a zero sum game. You’re about as foolish as the vegans with your logic.

      10 years ago at 12:24 am
    3. hebrewnational35

      To add on, why don’t you grow your own food? Millions of animals are killed annually by harvesting what you eat

      10 years ago at 8:18 am
  9. Randy_Marsh69

    I’d like to do this to whichever one of you had the bright idea to allow mobile strike to advertise on your site.

    10 years ago at 6:28 pm