I Fell In Love With This Girl From The University Of Georgia, And So Will You
11 years ago

My life changed yesterday. Your boy got soft. Never in a million years would I have thought the day would come when The Smutster would get feelings for someone. But he did, and he hates himself for it. I checked out the final round of the Hottest Sororities in America contest that was posted yesterday, and it was cool and I was having a good time and all, but that was until I scrolled to the very bottom and saw the last two photos in the contest. Changed my life forever.

When I saw this blonde number, I fell in love in 0.2 seconds. You will, too. Here are the photos I’m talking about:

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See what I mean? It turns out her name is Lane Lindell and she’s a model, like a real model, not that anyone would be surprised by that. According to her Wikipedia page, she has modeled for some big name brands. And if she wasn’t already perfect enough, she was born on the 4th of July.

She’s perfect. I love her, guys. I just really love her. I’m in love with her and I’m gonna marry her.

Here are some more photos, per Sports Illustrated and JoeyWrightPhotography.com:

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Don’t forget to cast your vote in the Hottest Sororities in America national championship, and follow Lane on Instagram HERE.

Images via SI, JoeyWrightPhotography.com

  3. Col_Reb_is_my_mascot

    and I’m just sitting here still looking at the brunette in the Skynyrd hat…

    11 years ago at 4:26 pm
  5. Pendleton

    Y’all realize she loves BC? As a freshman she spent more nights at Knowshon Moreno’s place, than at her sorority house. Still want her?

    11 years ago at 5:19 pm
      1. Pendleton

        LOL. But could u marry her? With that in the back of your mind always? Not sure I could…

        11 years ago at 10:32 pm
  6. BoozinCruizin

    Thank you for making me a bit more confident in my voting decision yesterday.

    11 years ago at 5:28 pm