I Fell In Love With This Girl From The University Of Georgia, And So Will You
11 years ago

My life changed yesterday. Your boy got soft. Never in a million years would I have thought the day would come when The Smutster would get feelings for someone. But he did, and he hates himself for it. I checked out the final round of the Hottest Sororities in America contest that was posted yesterday, and it was cool and I was having a good time and all, but that was until I scrolled to the very bottom and saw the last two photos in the contest. Changed my life forever.

When I saw this blonde number, I fell in love in 0.2 seconds. You will, too. Here are the photos I’m talking about:

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See what I mean? It turns out her name is Lane Lindell and she’s a model, like a real model, not that anyone would be surprised by that. According to her Wikipedia page, she has modeled for some big name brands. And if she wasn’t already perfect enough, she was born on the 4th of July.

She’s perfect. I love her, guys. I just really love her. I’m in love with her and I’m gonna marry her.

Here are some more photos, per Sports Illustrated and JoeyWrightPhotography.com:

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Don’t forget to cast your vote in the Hottest Sororities in America national championship, and follow Lane on Instagram HERE.

Images via SI, JoeyWrightPhotography.com

  2. Dthesmith

    There’s currently a few guys standing in my doorway watching me scroll through those photos. I don’t know who they are.

    11 years ago at 3:13 pm
    1. southerncostas

      I would take her out to a nice dinner and talk to her about her long term and short term goals

      11 years ago at 6:17 pm
  5. The White Cross

    I’ll need a rusty nail, a fishing net, three perfectly cooked oysters, a baseball signed by Babe Ruth and toe-nail clippings from Lady Gaga. Once I have all those things Miss Lane and I will be ready to go.

    11 years ago at 3:17 pm
  8. Fourth_Liner

    Thinkin’ of you’s workin’ up my appetite / Looking forward to a little afternoon delight / Rubbin’ sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite / And the thought of lovin’ you is getting so exciting.

    11 years ago at 3:29 pm