I Have A Challenge For The Olympic Refugee Team
It appears that we’ll soon have an Olympic team that represents all of the refugees and stateless persons in the world.
From myAJC:
In the face of unprecedented global displacement as a result of war, despotism, and poverty, the famously apolitical International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made an unprecedented political statement. It has created a team of 10 refugee-athletes from Syria, South Sudan, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and Ethiopia who will compete not just for individual Olympic glory, but for the dignity of the world’s 65.3 million displaced people. Their very presence in Rio is a call for peace in war-torn nations and acceptance of refugees elsewhere in the world.
It’s a pretty inspiring story, which will hopefully draw more awareness to the many refugees that long for another chance at a normal life. Which is why I’m proposing an added component to the refugees’ Olympic involvement: If they beat a country in a sport, they should gain citizenship in that country.
That addition alone would send the ratings for the Games into the stratosphere, but we can’t stop there. Say the refugee team beats Moldova or some shit in an event, but they advance to face a much better nation like the U.S. They can either opt out and gain citizenship to Moldova (ouch), or go double or nothing and risk it all to possibly earn a place in the superior country.
Hopefully this becomes a thing. Even if it doesn’t, one thing’s for sure: the refugee team won’t have any problem with the risks that come with the Olympics being in Brazil..
[via myAJC]
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This idea should be featured in Fail Friday, not its own article.
9 years ago at 4:43 pmAbsolutely savage
9 years ago at 4:44 pmI know this is satire but damn these are real people.
9 years ago at 5:13 pmNot really
9 years ago at 9:04 pmI hope your daughter is a whore with jungle fever
9 years ago at 7:09 amFour twenty yolo gets lapped for being too serious. You get lapped for making the rest of us look bad with your Heil Hitler bullshit
9 years ago at 4:02 pmI can see the 30 for 30 now… What a fucking story
9 years ago at 5:30 pmThis is actually a really good idea.
9 years ago at 8:36 pmDeport all non-whites.
9 years ago at 9:03 pmPump the brakes just a little.
9 years ago at 9:58 pmBeautiful women of all ethnicities are the spices of life
9 years ago at 10:48 pmPlot Twist: they only beat North Korea.
9 years ago at 9:52 amBeating North Korea is always sad, because you know the North Korean team dies if it doesn’t win.
9 years ago at 10:25 amThis is some game-show type shit, this would be amazing
9 years ago at 10:22 amWhy not just create a hunger games style competition for the 10 athletes and the sole winner gets citizenship from the country of their choice? If we’re talking ratings, this is where it’s at.
9 years ago at 2:48 pm