I Need To Hit #TheRunningMan With Dabo Like I Need Air In My Lungs
9 years ago

No one could have possibly predicted that this is the week 1996’s “My Boo” by Ghost Town DJs would resurface and grab the internet by its cajones, but here we are, and it’s so, so back and it somehow bangs all of a sudden? Like it used to be a song you settled for on the radio when your favorite stations were taking commercial breaks, yet somehow now it’s the best song going and is even maybe overshadowing Drake’s #Views?

It’s entirely because of the latest viral dance craze, the #RunningManChallenge, which is essentially running in place (but maybe one foot actually stays forward the whole time?) with a combination of freestyle hand gestures set to “My Boo.” I compiled a few of my favorites.

How about Dabo’s Running Man, though? I can’t decide if I like Dabo’s so much because he is the quintessential white dad who tries so hard to stay in touch with the kids and 100% dances like it, or simply because I like Dabo so much.

I’d play for Dabo.

      1. Keep It Buttery

        Can someone tell me what 144 meant by “yinz two”? Might be a stupid question, but I’m lost.

        9 years ago at 7:19 pm
  5. frabst II

    Sup Dorn? Didn’t know you had time to still post garbage in between pegging sessions with Sydney.

    9 years ago at 5:24 pm
      1. frabst II

        Send me a sixer of Shiner per week and I’ll shit out an article every day.

        9 years ago at 5:34 pm
      3. Keep It Buttery

        The forums are pretty much ancient at this point, so let’s talk about it here. Don’t bitch about it either, you piece of shit pledges. What should the classification above Fifth Year be called? “Daddy,” or something? Share your ideas.

        9 years ago at 5:57 pm
      5. DornFromMajorLeague

        I don’t know, but I think we should start calling the author Dilldog.

        9 years ago at 6:01 pm
      7. Steroid are frat

        Dorns not going to add anything past fifth year because he’s a dick

        9 years ago at 6:09 pm
      9. Keep It Buttery

        Oh, come on. It’d be lowkey sick to look at your name and see “Daddy” next to it.

        9 years ago at 9:51 pm
      10. Drunk Chris Berman

        It would be creepy under some usernames. What James said below works a lot better

        9 years ago at 11:38 pm
      11. JamesLahey

        I personally prefer “Drunken Alumni” or something to that extent. The fabled “Sixth Year” is a possibility as well.

        9 years ago at 10:48 pm
      13. TaylorSwiftsPubeGroomer

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        9 years ago at 10:57 pm
      15. Tuco_1855

        I feel you frabst. I crossed Dorn once and I got the ban hammer. I called Jen Selter a loser after Dorn posted his 12th shitty article about her and he balled me. It was seemingly unworthy of a ball but apparently it cut pretty deep.

        9 years ago at 7:04 pm
  9. James Grossweiner

    Dorn, you wouldn’t play for Dabo. You’d play with his sons though.

    9 years ago at 6:47 pm
    1. AndrewsMomsAss

      He’d play with his balls! His FOOTBALLS! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

      9 years ago at 7:13 pm