If McDonald’s Signs Were Truthful, This Is What They’d Say

  1. Sleazy Asshole

    What does this have to do with fraternities, college, or even an 18-23 year old demographic for that matter?

    11 years ago at 1:59 pm
    1. Ihavefirmnipples

      Intern: “I like McDonalds, and after all I WAS in a frat… close enough, I’ll post it.”

      11 years ago at 3:03 pm
  2. J_Brum

    Moving away from your lists and “columns” of pictures to show a video of pictures? Good one.

    11 years ago at 4:32 pm
  3. Kicker of Ass

    YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. Mcdonalds is evidently culpable for the unsatisfactory health of their customers, as they intentionally target economically disadvantaged individuals and young children in order to economically exploit the individuals within adulthood, via mcdonald’s ubiquity (often the only playgrounds within urban neighborhoods are ensconced within mcdonalds establishments), in addition to the frequent and systemic shuttering and undercutting of local businesses via engaging in competive pricing of their carrion and slop with the establishments (case in point: obesity rates rise correlatively with unemployment), in addition to mcdonalds excacerbating the problem via lobbying for welfare privatization. consequently, children are targeted via the toys included with children’s meals, subsequently encouraging the child to develop fond memories of the establishment and resultantly engaging in procurement of the establishment’s sustanance as an adult, in an abhorrent way, ensuring return business. mcdonalds is an repugnant slimepit corporation, and should engage in excising themselves from the face of the earth.

    9 years ago at 2:02 am