If You’re In The Market For Rush Boobs, You’ve Come To The Right Place
Rush Boobs have stood the test of time. Despite what many of you believe, they are still standing as a staple of this beloved website. There’s a new gallery every single week. The only problem is that you can’t find them because you haven’t downloaded Cyber Dust which is the only place we’re allowed to post those sweet sweater puppies every week.
As you probably know, Cyber Dust is an app where you can send messages and pictures that disappear and never hit a hard drive anywhere, so you can send whatever you want to whoever you want without getting kicked off campus, or out of school, or screamed at by your girlfriend who doesn’t understand that sending a dick pic doesn’t constitute cheating. Once the messages are gone, they are gone forever. Practice safe sexting — use Cyber Dust.
For the same reason you don’t want certain people seeing certain messages, we’ll be blasting out some of our racier content that’s too damn sexy for the site or Twitter or Facebook exclusively on Cyber Dust. For starters, we’re hitting you with some fresh 2016 Rush Boobs today that will be sent directly to you as a private link through the app, and that private link will be the only way you can access the gallery.
And since I am a kind, loving intern, I am going to give you folks a little sneak peek into this week’s gallery so you can see what you’ll be getting.
BOOM. You’re welcome. No need to thank me, just go download Cyber Dust and add +TotalFratMove right now.
Download Cyber Dust and Add +TotalFratMove
Get ready for some hot boobage..
Stop it with the sponsored content you cunt
10 years ago at 1:57 pm3 fail fridays.
10 years ago at 2:00 pmFuck your sponsored content
10 years ago at 2:01 pmEverytime I see a rush boobs article I get my hopes up. Everytime I’m let down.
10 years ago at 7:09 pmIntern, you are a piece of fucking work. How many Fail Fridays have you missed? And then you pile this “cyberdust” shit on top? Get your priorities in order.
10 years ago at 2:13 pmBlaming the new pledge class for the last one’s transgressions. TFM.
10 years ago at 7:01 pmYou’re damn right, Karl.
10 years ago at 9:58 pmNever going to download your cyberdust crap
10 years ago at 2:19 pmFuck you Intern and fuck cyberdust
10 years ago at 2:19 pmI don’t think they like it intern
10 years ago at 2:19 pmIntern I’ll try to be subtle here. You have failed to do your job multiple times. I also have to ask how TFM still has yet to fire you? So… How do you really expect us to want to download the cyberdust app? I mean honestly I’m sure if we downloaded the app, how can we be guaranteed you will post rush boobs on cyberdust? So in all honesty, when you manage to get your shit together and post the 3 fail Friday’s you owe us along with some other credentials then maybe the TFM community could get behind your shitty cyberdust app. Have a nice day sucking dorns dick.
10 years ago at 2:23 pmBut how do you really feel
10 years ago at 2:27 pmThe current intern has only been around for two or three weeks, so you can’t really hold him accountable for the missed Fail Fridays from the previous intern.
10 years ago at 2:38 pmOn second thought, yes you can. Fuck you intern you Fail Friday missing, sponsored content posting, cum gargling waste of oxygen.
10 years ago at 2:40 pmDo you just copy and paste this crap every week to piss us off? We aren’t downloading this diarrhea of an app.
10 years ago at 2:31 pmEveryone already said it, but just to drive it home: Fuck your cyberdust
10 years ago at 2:37 pm