If You’ve Ever Had A Red Bull, This Settlement Allows You To Get Paid In Cash Or More Red Bull

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You know you’re doing pretty well as a company when someone sues you and you have the balls to offer your own product as restitution. It’s been announced that rather than spending years in court and paying lawyer fees, Red Bull has instead decided to settle the class action suit against its advertising methods for $13 million in the form of a $10 million cash reimbursement, or $15 million worth of Red Bull products.

The representative plaintiff, Benjamin Careathers, filed the suit back in 2013, alleging he had been sippin’ on ol’ Red Bull since 2002. The complaint alleges that Red Bull is intentionally misleading consumers when it claims the product promotes “increased performance, concentration and reaction speed.” Basically, it boils down to the fact that Red Bull draws pretty much all of its energy giving capabilities from caffeine, but that it has less caffeine than coffee. You’d think Benji would’ve come to the conclusion that Red Bull was stiffing him a little quicker than after 11 years of consumption, but whatever.

Red Bull is obviously quick to point out that it maintains no wrongdoing whatsoever in the matter, saying in an email to Bevnet, “Red Bull settled the lawsuit to avoid the cost and distraction of litigation. However, Red Bull maintains that its marketing and labeling have always been truthful and accurate, and denies any and all wrongdoing or liability.”

This whole thing strikes me as horseshit, and it’s a classic example of why we need tort reform in this country. It’s saying something when a company decides that paying out eight digits is more cost effective than fighting bogus claims in court. Either way, it’s a pretty baller move to pay out your settlement with the thing that got you sued in the first place. Well played, Red Bull.

If you feel that you’ve been wronged by Red Bull, get your settlement here.

[via Bevnet, Law360]

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  1. Alpha Max Chi

    This is almost as bad as the guy that sued McDonalds back in the day because his coffee was hot.

    11 years ago at 10:37 am
      1. AButtChuggingPike

        Watch the movie “Hot Coffee” on Netflix. Her coffee wasn’t hot, it was near boiling. Her burns went all the way to the bone. It’s all media portrayal.

        11 years ago at 11:08 am
      2. Capt. Ron

        I bought a great white shark, and the bastard bit me. So, I’m going to sue the motherfucking ocean. True story.

        11 years ago at 11:58 am
    1. txfratstar

      Clearly you have no idea what you are talking about, so why don’t you do us all a favor and shut up or read the actual case.

      11 years ago at 11:06 am