Illegal Immigrants Caught On Camera Storming Miami Beach During Model’s Photoshoot

Illegal Immigrants Caught On Camera Bum-Rushing Miami Beach During Model's Photoshoot

Ekaterina Juskowski, 18, was just trying to get a nice little sunrise photo shoot in to add to her modeling portfolio. Unfortunately for Ekaterina, some border jumpers hijacked her picturesque backdrop.

From Broward Palm Beach:

About 6 a.m. on July 10, Ekaterina Juskowski was shooting a video of her friend, a model, near 36th Street in the heart of Miami Beach.

She noticed that a blue-green boat in the background — she thought it was a scuba boat — was coming closer to shore and thought, “They are ruining my video.”

Juskowski shut off the camera for a moment but turned it back on when all of the men on the boat — about nine of them — jumped off and dashed across the sand and into the city, leaving the boat bobbing, empty, by the beach.

A lot going on in this video to assess. Let’s touch base on this “model” first. Is she one of those “models” who has to pay for her photo shoots? Seems like it. They’ll flood your Facebook with their “modeling” pics like they are the next Adriana Lima or Hannah Davis, when in reality they just wasted $500.

Secondly, as an illegal immigrant, the last time of the day you want to be storming the beach is when there is even the slightest bit of sun out. It’s like they wanted to get caught. There’s nothing sketchier than a boat pulling up to the shore at 6 a.m. and a group of men running towards the beach, fully clothed. Might as well have had a giant neon sign saying “ILLEGALS COMING ASHORE NOW.” And how about the lack of hustle? A mall cop could have run them down.

The U.S. Border Patrol said the incident is under investigation.

[via Broward Palm Beach]

  1. Frobert The III

    Forum Topic:
    Being the red blooded american that I am, I would have felt the need to go and form tackle (or subdue) these bastards before they hit american soil.. Would there be there any possibility for a legal penalty on me?

    10 years ago at 10:14 am
  2. Eddie Hazeaton

    Current US policy makes illegal immigrants from Cuba, Dominican Republic, Haiti, etc. US citizens as soon as their feet touch US soil. Congratulations, they can vote for Hilary in the 2016 election

    10 years ago at 10:15 am
    1. Gentleman in Bauers

      These people don’t become citizens when they touch land, they just don’t get detained and then deported by immigration. Also, Haiti doesn’t apply to the “wet foot, dry foot” policy.

      10 years ago at 10:33 am
    2. cleavage

      This is not true at all. The Cuban adjustment act states that visas and green cards can be given to any Cubans that make it up to 55,000 a year. But they must apply for it and they are not made US Citizens. They’re considered refugees seeking political asylum.

      10 years ago at 10:34 am
    3. Billy224

      They won’t be voting for Hillary they will be voting for Jen Bush, his wife is from Mexico and he Jen speaks fluent Spanish he even gave an interview to Univision today in Spanish. 44% of Latinos voted for George 50%+ will vote for Jeb

      10 years ago at 12:04 am
  3. Eisenhowers Left Nut

    well I definitely feel safe from Isis now, knowing that we can’t even stop illegals from storming our beaches like its fucking D-Day

    10 years ago at 10:16 am
  4. Wyattpope

    Who wouldn’t consider taking the boat and turning a cold shoulder…. Not a bad looking boat

    10 years ago at 10:20 am
  5. Shoeless_bro_jackson69

    Id be pretty stoked if the first thing I saw in my new country was some slams in bikini.. However I would immediately regret my decision once boarder patrol ass fucked me with the long dick of justice

    10 years ago at 10:37 am
    1. CamBrady

      As much as I don’t like the man Obama has actually deported more illegal immigrants than George W Bush during his presidency.

      10 years ago at 11:36 am
      1. Thesenutsgottem

        In defense of Barack Hussein you come on strong with a NY times reference? TLiberalM

        10 years ago at 7:38 pm
      2. Billy224

        Hussein…. I bet you don’t refer to any other presidential candidate by their middle name

        10 years ago at 12:09 am
    2. Billy224

      Regan is the one who implemented the “wet foot dry foot” for Cuban and Caribian immigrants allowing them to stay legally so long as they could make it to the US

      10 years ago at 12:07 am