Illinois Fraternity Guy Creates Great Video To Ask Hottie Abigail Ratchford To Formal

By now, the whole using YouTube to ask a celebrity to any kind of event is sort of played out. Just last year, we had this one guy create a short video to ask out Taylor Swift to formal. Pretty sure she never even saw it. But, I’m all about playing wing man and when there’s a desperate situation you bring in the best in the business, the Goose of helping friends get laid, if you will.
When I came across this video, I knew I had to get it out there to Abigail. I have covered her and her lovely body multiple times on this site since I came on the scene in mid-2014. She’s practically my best friend if you think about it. So when this one fraternity guy from the University of Illinois made this video, I knew I had to step up.
There’s just absolutely no way she can say no now. The time and effort put into that video is what a woman wants to see. This guy just separated himself from the rest of the bunch who ask celebs out.
Abigail, as your good friend, I think you ought to go. If not for him, for the absolute shit show that is a fraternity formal. You’re guaranteed to have a great time — unless you’re going to FarmHouse’s “Milk and Cookies” semi-formal, the no alcohol sleepover. So put on a sexy black dress that shows just enough, doll yourself up, and get your drink on with this dude..
But he is from Illinois…
10 years ago at 9:40 amNothing gets past you, does it?
10 years ago at 9:57 amYou’re the fucker who ruined Star Wars. Fuck your dreams and aspirations you brute.
10 years ago at 8:55 pmI remember a kid from my highschool did this to Megan fox (post transformers). Was weird then and is weird now.
10 years ago at 9:58 amFuck farmhouse
10 years ago at 10:07 amFuck PaulBlart. Horrible movie
10 years ago at 11:23 amI thought we left hollister back in grade school
10 years ago at 10:09 amI went to high school with this guy lmao. I’m pretty sure he worked as a Hollister model.
10 years ago at 8:32 pmIf he lasted 10 seconds with her she would probably compliment his stamina.
10 years ago at 10:48 amWould still rather go to a “milk and cookies” formal than a Pike “everclear and rohyphnol” formal. But hey, that’s just me.
10 years ago at 11:12 amHarrison, would really appreciate some pics of her in the article
10 years ago at 11:27 amAlso, that guy is somewhat attractive, has pretty normal interests, seems to have a pretty bright future. Unless he’s terribly awkward, why can’t he just ask, I don’t know, a UI girl?
10 years ago at 11:33 amThis video makes me think he is terribly awkward
10 years ago at 11:34 amthe force is not strong with this one
10 years ago at 11:37 amthat hideous jacket is exclusively for minorities that want to be fashion forward
10 years ago at 12:27 pmHe’s an AKL here, that pretty much explains everything.
10 years ago at 1:57 pm