Illinois Fraternity Guy Creates Great Video To Ask Hottie Abigail Ratchford To Formal

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By now, the whole using YouTube to ask a celebrity to any kind of event is sort of played out. Just last year, we had this one guy create a short video to ask out Taylor Swift to formal. Pretty sure she never even saw it. But, I’m all about playing wing man and when there’s a desperate situation you bring in the best in the business, the Goose of helping friends get laid, if you will.

When I came across this video, I knew I had to get it out there to Abigail. I have covered her and her lovely body multiple times on this site since I came on the scene in mid-2014. She’s practically my best friend if you think about it. So when this one fraternity guy from the University of Illinois made this video, I knew I had to step up.

There’s just absolutely no way she can say no now. The time and effort put into that video is what a woman wants to see. This guy just separated himself from the rest of the bunch who ask celebs out.

Abigail, as your good friend, I think you ought to go. If not for him, for the absolute shit show that is a fraternity formal. You’re guaranteed to have a great time — unless you’re going to FarmHouse’s “Milk and Cookies” semi-formal, the no alcohol sleepover. So put on a sexy black dress that shows just enough, doll yourself up, and get your drink on with this dude.

    1. ThomasMuthafuckinJefferson

      You’re the fucker who ruined Star Wars. Fuck your dreams and aspirations you brute.

      10 years ago at 8:55 pm
  1. Thoughtsofdauterive

    I remember a kid from my highschool did this to Megan fox (post transformers). Was weird then and is weird now.

    10 years ago at 9:58 am
    1. TheFratEdition

      I went to high school with this guy lmao. I’m pretty sure he worked as a Hollister model.

      10 years ago at 8:32 pm
  2. PreLawFrat

    Would still rather go to a “milk and cookies” formal than a Pike “everclear and rohyphnol” formal. But hey, that’s just me.

    10 years ago at 11:12 am
    1. General_Longstreet

      Also, that guy is somewhat attractive, has pretty normal interests, seems to have a pretty bright future. Unless he’s terribly awkward, why can’t he just ask, I don’t know, a UI girl?

      10 years ago at 11:33 am
  3. idrinkmorethanu

    that hideous jacket is exclusively for minorities that want to be fashion forward

    10 years ago at 12:27 pm