Using her throw pillows to dry off your junk post-hookup. TFM.

    1. Year Around Frat

      There are a lot of words to call your penis. And the guy calling the person out has “lol” and “Bukkake” in their name. Clearly, can’t be taken seriously.

      13 years ago at 4:35 pm
    2. Fratscratch Fever

      Pitchin’ a tent, sportin’ a wood, the icicle has formed, the march is on, stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack’s magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger… and, uh, Pedro.

      13 years ago at 1:30 am
  1. BrentBrothers

    You go to Illinos State, I’d say you are probably the farthest thing from a “frat daddy.”

    13 years ago at 2:11 pm
    1. Fratist

      isu is pretty awesome if your a fan of cargos and other disgusting items we don’t talk about

      13 years ago at 4:01 pm