Boxing out GDIs that are waiting to order at the bar. TFM.

    1. No Knee Grows

      No, bro. He shattered an empty pint glass over the geed’s head without even looking at him and then slammed an entire bottle of Woodford while rawdogging Jenna Bush over the bar and shooting an endangered bird out of the sky with a family-crest-engraved hunting rifle and high-fiving the ghost of Ronald Reagan. Sperrys 5-iron croakies vineyard vines amex black card koozie holyfuckIjustcame!!!!!!11!1!!ONE1!!!1!!

      13 years ago at 2:23 am
    2. SouthernByGodsGrace

      Easily one of the best comments and usernames I’ve seen in a long time. Thank you No Knee Grows.

      13 years ago at 10:44 am
    3. Frattapalooza

      birds and rifles?? dead give away you have no idea what your talking about… NF

      13 years ago at 9:17 am
    1. 1st to Secede

      Considering that you go to Illinois, FratIllini, you’re not really an authority on what is, or is not, fratty. That said, ISU NF

      13 years ago at 1:26 pm