They said we need to steal two shopping carts for tonight. Heard somebody say something about jousting...? TPM.

  1. TheOneTrueFratGod

    And the jousts are connected to your dicks. Make me proud pledge bitch.

    14 years ago at 8:13 pm
  2. The Waltz

    “Go get lighter fluid, industrial strength zip ties, and Old Crow. Be back in a half hour.”

    14 years ago at 8:37 pm
  3. Drunk

    A pledge calling himself a frat daddy already? It’s fucking bad enough you’re a second semester pledge

    14 years ago at 11:26 pm
  4. Fratastic D

    What is an Illinios? I hear it has something to do with lots of knee grows…

    14 years ago at 1:52 am
  5. William H Letterman

    Yeah, there is no way that he was remembering this from pledging and then posted it, because all posts are something that literally just happened.

    14 years ago at 9:10 am