I’m A Trust Fund Baby And I’m Not Sorry For It

I'm A Trust Fund Baby And I'm Not Sorry For It

I have lived a pretty luxurious life compared to your average American. See, my parents are pretty well off. My dad ran a successful law firm that he began long before I was born, and my mom, well, she didn’t have to work. We own a vacation house in the mountains, and when my dad wasn’t working his ass off, we’d take family vacations to some nice places. My parents shelled out the exorbitant amount of cash for private pitching lessons and high-end athletic trainers so I could excel on the baseball field. I was very privileged.

I grew up knowing that I had a financial backstop, even though getting $20 out of my dad to go to the movies was rather impossible. My college tuition, fraternity dues, truck, and cell phone were all paid for. The only thing I had to worry about was gas and extracurricular funds. I knew my family would be there to take care of me when times got tough, but my dad made sure that he instilled the same work ethic in me that got him to where he is today. But we both knew there would come a time when his assets would become my assets.

I’m a trust fund baby and I’m not afraid to admit that.

People are quick to the trigger to label me as spoiled or stuck-up. In fact, growing up in high school and college, my friends would always assume that I would pay for dinners and such because of my family. As I always told them, I was just as poor as they were. That was until my last birthday — the birthday when I started to receive payments from my trust thanks to the acquisition of my dad’s firm.

Did I quit my job and take my proverbial ball and go to the Bahamas? No. Mainly because it’s a complex trust and I didn’t receive a full lump-sum. What an asshole my dad is. Kidding, of course. Smart man to set it up to where my sister and I only receive certain amounts. Yes, I might make more than enough to live off just from my trust, but no, I’m not the guy you see in “The Rich Kids of Instagram.” I didn’t quit working because I knew that anything could happen to that money. I could spend it all, make bad investments, etc. I was determined to make sure I had financial security created by myself and not some trust.

Now don’t get me wrong — having the extra stream of cash coming in is nice and I can afford taking those nice vacations myself, going ahead and buying a townhome in the city, and upgrading to a car that I didn’t need my parents to buy without having to take out a loan. In fact, just last week I booked a week long trip to CancĂșn for me and five of my friends to throw a bachelor party for one of the guys. Being a good best man, I covered the whole thing just because I could and others couldn’t afford the full week trip.

Do I have it easier than some people? You’re goddamn right I do. Do I feel bad that my parents have given me that ability to live comfortably? Hell no. I don’t need to feel bad for the hard work they put in to make sure that they provided for my sister and me in life. While they can pay for our living now, the money can’t pay for the intangibles they also taught us. The job I have today? I got it on my own. Didn’t need dad’s help or money to get it. That diploma hanging on my wall? Earned that myself. That 1st place intramural flag football trophy proudly displayed in our fraternity’s house? Yeah, I caught one touchdown that game so I’ll take full responsibility for our 35-7 win.

I’m not your stereotypical trust fund kid because I’m not a stuck-up prick, nor do I expect the world to help me out because I come from money. But I definitely don’t have to feel bad for being one. It wasn’t my decision, after all, to create the trust in the first place. But I am forever thankful that my parents love me enough to do so.

And I know that with the hard work that has been passed on to me, I’ll be able to pass it on (along with a trust) to my kids someday.

  1. Texas Tux and Oil

    Justifying your privileged life to an already privileged audience. TFM

    9 years ago at 9:52 am
    1. Rowdy Jeb

      I am a trust fund baby and my Daddy said the GOP Nomination would be mine. TFM

      9 years ago at 2:09 pm
  2. StoryTeller

    If you have a trust fund and don’t capitalize on the opportunity to have an offensively hot sugar baby, you’re wrong.

    9 years ago at 9:56 am
  3. Its_Fraturday

    Developing white guilt and donating all your money to kids getting philosophy degrees so they can burn $200k before becoming a barista anyways. TBernieM

    9 years ago at 9:58 am
  4. Jdm58

    Came from money

    spent a good chunk of my life being embarresed to admit my life was a lot different
    than my friends

    parents got divorced

    got cut off from money

    Realized I absolutely failed to capitalize on my situation.

    Will forever choose rich

    9 years ago at 10:03 am
  5. Fratstarbator

    this was just a longer, more intelligent version of the story every spoiled kid recites about “how he isnt actually spoiled”

    9 years ago at 10:05 am
    1. thaisticktony

      Just cause you have money doesn’t make you spoiled. A lot of the hardest working people in this world came from money already. Just because you have money doesn’t make you a spoiled brat, just like being poor doesn’t make you a piece of shit. Go fuck yourself.

      9 years ago at 10:53 am
      1. CantDriveDixieDown

        my road to medical school was pretty easy when my parents payed private school and college tuition for me.

        9 years ago at 2:47 pm
  6. bignasty

    We’re all really impressed you managed to get a job at TFM without your parent’s money

    9 years ago at 10:54 am
    1. CantDriveDixieDown

      I’m not one to be little people’s accomplishments, but in the writers case he wouldn’t be jack shit without his daddy’s money.

      9 years ago at 7:59 pm