Indiana AEPi Brother Wins Free Tuition After Sinking Half-Court Shot At Sammy Philanthropy Event
At Ball at the Hall, Sigma Alpha Mu at Indiana University’s wildly successful 3-on-3 basketball tournament philanthropy (they raised $40,000+ for the Lauri S. Bauer Foundation), there was a side competition where participants had 24-seconds to sink a layup, free throw, three-pointer, and half-court shot. They do all that? Free tuition. $$$.
You already know how this ended up. Despite back-to-back bricks before sinking the trey, Indiana Alpha Epsilon Pi brother Jake Newlander had just enough time left for one Hail Mary of a half-courter when it was his turn.
Drano. Despite the fact that I already knew how this was going to end, I also knew he was going to sink it right when he started backpedal celebrating that first three (an eventual brick) immediately after it left his hands. Such a Swaggy P move.
We appreciate that TFM shoutout from the Sam Dekker lookalike at 0:43, too. Making a buzzer beating half-court shot for free tuition at a rival fraternity’s philanthropy event that raised a shit ton of money? Yeah, that is, undoubtedly, a TFM..
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It would be a Jew to win free tuition.
9 years ago at 4:26 pmThis mensch is displaying great chutzpah
9 years ago at 1:41 pm“TFM baby!!” NF
9 years ago at 4:32 pmTop that, Bernie Sanders
9 years ago at 4:34 pmHow about having the scoreboard at their philanthropy event read 69-69. Love the move
9 years ago at 4:40 pmJews already have all the worlds money. He doesn’t need free tuition
9 years ago at 4:58 pmInstead of profiling someone based on their religion, why don’t you take a step back and look at the philanthropy that he participated in, which raised over $30,000. For the future- I would recommend not being as ignorant, it makes you look like a moron.
9 years ago at 5:27 pmWell, that along with his name
9 years ago at 6:05 pmCHOPPED.
9 years ago at 9:41 pmI swear you say one bad thing about Jews on this website and everyone hates you
8 years ago at 12:51 pmIvy League and the rebel flag? Hmm.
9 years ago at 8:03 pmI was thinking ivy was a reference to the poisonous plant, and asshole being the location. Flag make sense now?
9 years ago at 10:59 pmThere’s a joke in here somewhere
9 years ago at 5:40 pmYeah, you.
9 years ago at 10:10 pmWait, a Jew that’s good at sports?
9 years ago at 11:26 pmHow the hell do I change my profile picture
9 years ago at 1:04 am