Indisputable Ranking Of The Easiest Colleges At Which To Get Laid
6. Rutgers University
At Rutgers, morals are down, sex is up, and everyone is happy. One short walk around campus at two in the morning will net you some sort of action with minimal effort. The Scarlet Knights score more in the bedroom than they did when Ray Rice was on their football team. When you get over the fact that you’re in New Jersey, then you’re going to go home a happy camper with a boner most of the time.
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Wow this doesn’t look like a completely arbitrary grouping of campuses based off of school size/vicinity to your offices in Texas at all. Really in-depth research here, champ.
9 years ago at 3:05 pmWaaaah
9 years ago at 3:41 pmI was starting to worry that we wouldn’t get another one of these shitty college ranking articles this week. Thanks for remembering.
9 years ago at 3:06 pmUniversity of Delaware? Who the fuck is that?
9 years ago at 3:06 pmA school where NJ, Maryland and PA kids go when they don’t get into Penn State and aren’t ghetto enough for Rutgers or Maryland.
9 years ago at 3:20 pmMaryland isn’t ghetto, everything is just kinda backwards. For instance, FIJI and TKE are top tier chapters, DG and ZTA are filled with ugly and or/fat chicks, and people care more about basketball than they do football. Also there are a shit ton of Jews and Asians.
9 years ago at 4:20 pmI was under the impression that the townies were rampant savages and College Park was a crime capital.
9 years ago at 5:02 pmAbout every two hours we get an update about some “off-campus robbery.”
So yeah just about everything in this particular thread is true
9 years ago at 1:54 pmmy left ass cheek could get into PSU. Dont even try that bs round here. Now go hit the showers.
9 years ago at 4:43 pmIn reality all four schools are pretty close academically but Penn State is the best college town by far.
9 years ago at 5:00 pmLet me guess, you go to rutgers or one of those shitty SUNY schools?
9 years ago at 6:07 pmBe careful of Sandusky if you drop the soap though
9 years ago at 6:07 pmI should punch you solely because of your unoriginality.
9 years ago at 6:09 pmor not rich enough to go to private schools
9 years ago at 5:39 pmMost of the cars in state college are beemers or audis, so PSU isn’t exactly full of poor kids
9 years ago at 5:57 pmHe ain’t lyin.
9 years ago at 6:08 pmThis list blows and so do you.
9 years ago at 3:11 pmSo these really shitty state schools that accept any dumbass into their schools are the easiest to get laid at? Color me surprised. A list article with multiple pages and no facts/references? This reads an SFPL article to me.
9 years ago at 3:18 pmWVU needs to be 2
9 years ago at 3:18 pmNo, it doesn’t
9 years ago at 3:24 pm“This list is fucking stupid! (Insert name of university you attend here) should easily be top 4 on this list!! Fuck you and eat my dick” – Male university attendee who believes because he has fornicated with his fair share of generous 5’s his school should make the list.
9 years ago at 3:21 pmTherapist what time is the UT kicker’s appointment?
9 years ago at 3:27 pmHail Southern.
9 years ago at 3:32 pmGod, I hate you.
9 years ago at 10:33 pmI don’t want to turn on Bluetooth
9 years ago at 3:32 pm