Indisputable Ranking Of The Easiest Colleges At Which To Get Laid

5. Georgia Southern University

GSU

Now, I know I’m a good looking dude. I mean, I’m not going to blow a girl’s socks off with my looks, but I’m above average. That being said, I know this school is a cake walk when it comes to visiting Pound Town solely based off my personal experiences in Savannah. A majority of my Tinder matches were from Georgia Southern. Convincing them to come out and party was relatively easy, and by relatively easy I mean that they were more than willing to drive. I can only imagine what it’s like when you are actually living on campus. Get your fuck on, Georgia Southern.

  1. Frattie Smalls

    Wow this doesn’t look like a completely arbitrary grouping of campuses based off of school size/vicinity to your offices in Texas at all. Really in-depth research here, champ.

    9 years ago at 3:05 pm
  2. CattleRancher

    I was starting to worry that we wouldn’t get another one of these shitty college ranking articles this week. Thanks for remembering.

    9 years ago at 3:06 pm
    1. CommCollege69

      A school where NJ, Maryland and PA kids go when they don’t get into Penn State and aren’t ghetto enough for Rutgers or Maryland.

      9 years ago at 3:20 pm
      1. SperryTheFratypus

        Maryland isn’t ghetto, everything is just kinda backwards. For instance, FIJI and TKE are top tier chapters, DG and ZTA are filled with ugly and or/fat chicks, and people care more about basketball than they do football. Also there are a shit ton of Jews and Asians.

        9 years ago at 4:20 pm
      2. CommCollege69

        I was under the impression that the townies were rampant savages and College Park was a crime capital.

        9 years ago at 5:02 pm
      3. TerraKingPin

        About every two hours we get an update about some “off-campus robbery.”

        So yeah just about everything in this particular thread is true

        9 years ago at 1:54 pm
      4. Shut up Meg

        my left ass cheek could get into PSU. Dont even try that bs round here. Now go hit the showers.

        9 years ago at 4:43 pm
      5. CommCollege69

        In reality all four schools are pretty close academically but Penn State is the best college town by far.

        9 years ago at 5:00 pm
      6. Grenade_Diving_Wingman

        Let me guess, you go to rutgers or one of those shitty SUNY schools?

        9 years ago at 6:07 pm
      7. Grenade_Diving_Wingman

        Most of the cars in state college are beemers or audis, so PSU isn’t exactly full of poor kids

        9 years ago at 5:57 pm
  3. CommodoreVU

    So these really shitty state schools that accept any dumbass into their schools are the easiest to get laid at? Color me surprised. A list article with multiple pages and no facts/references? This reads an SFPL article to me.

    9 years ago at 3:18 pm
  4. Nolanwastaken

    “This list is fucking stupid! (Insert name of university you attend here) should easily be top 4 on this list!! Fuck you and eat my dick” – Male university attendee who believes because he has fornicated with his fair share of generous 5’s his school should make the list.

    9 years ago at 3:21 pm