Indisputable Ranking Of The Easiest Colleges At Which To Get Laid
5. Georgia Southern University
Now, I know I’m a good looking dude. I mean, I’m not going to blow a girl’s socks off with my looks, but I’m above average. That being said, I know this school is a cake walk when it comes to visiting Pound Town solely based off my personal experiences in Savannah. A majority of my Tinder matches were from Georgia Southern. Convincing them to come out and party was relatively easy, and by relatively easy I mean that they were more than willing to drive. I can only imagine what it’s like when you are actually living on campus. Get your fuck on, Georgia Southern.
Wow this doesn’t look like a completely arbitrary grouping of campuses based off of school size/vicinity to your offices in Texas at all. Really in-depth research here, champ.
9 years ago at 3:05 pmWaaaah
9 years ago at 3:41 pmI was starting to worry that we wouldn’t get another one of these shitty college ranking articles this week. Thanks for remembering.
9 years ago at 3:06 pmUniversity of Delaware? Who the fuck is that?
9 years ago at 3:06 pmA school where NJ, Maryland and PA kids go when they don’t get into Penn State and aren’t ghetto enough for Rutgers or Maryland.
9 years ago at 3:20 pmMaryland isn’t ghetto, everything is just kinda backwards. For instance, FIJI and TKE are top tier chapters, DG and ZTA are filled with ugly and or/fat chicks, and people care more about basketball than they do football. Also there are a shit ton of Jews and Asians.
9 years ago at 4:20 pmI was under the impression that the townies were rampant savages and College Park was a crime capital.
9 years ago at 5:02 pmAbout every two hours we get an update about some “off-campus robbery.”
So yeah just about everything in this particular thread is true
9 years ago at 1:54 pmmy left ass cheek could get into PSU. Dont even try that bs round here. Now go hit the showers.
9 years ago at 4:43 pmIn reality all four schools are pretty close academically but Penn State is the best college town by far.
9 years ago at 5:00 pmLet me guess, you go to rutgers or one of those shitty SUNY schools?
9 years ago at 6:07 pmBe careful of Sandusky if you drop the soap though
9 years ago at 6:07 pmI should punch you solely because of your unoriginality.
9 years ago at 6:09 pmor not rich enough to go to private schools
9 years ago at 5:39 pmMost of the cars in state college are beemers or audis, so PSU isn’t exactly full of poor kids
9 years ago at 5:57 pmHe ain’t lyin.
9 years ago at 6:08 pmThis list blows and so do you.
9 years ago at 3:11 pmSo these really shitty state schools that accept any dumbass into their schools are the easiest to get laid at? Color me surprised. A list article with multiple pages and no facts/references? This reads an SFPL article to me.
9 years ago at 3:18 pmWVU needs to be 2
9 years ago at 3:18 pmNo, it doesn’t
9 years ago at 3:24 pm“This list is fucking stupid! (Insert name of university you attend here) should easily be top 4 on this list!! Fuck you and eat my dick” – Male university attendee who believes because he has fornicated with his fair share of generous 5’s his school should make the list.
9 years ago at 3:21 pmTherapist what time is the UT kicker’s appointment?
9 years ago at 3:27 pmHail Southern.
9 years ago at 3:32 pmGod, I hate you.
9 years ago at 10:33 pmI don’t want to turn on Bluetooth
9 years ago at 3:32 pm