Insanely Wealthy Florida Man Given 5 Years To Live, Decides To Sell All Of His Crazy Cool Assets
What would you do if you only had five years left to live? While hopefully none of us will ever be stuck in that predicament, one extremely wealthy Florida man is, and he’s selling all of his assets for the nice, round number of $100 million.
Recently, a doctor informed Benjamin Mallah that he would most likely drop dead of a heart attack within five years after living such an unhealthy life. The doctor’s news made Mallah decide to sell off his giant portfolio and spend the rest of his days with his family, living in supreme luxury. As an added bonus to whoever purchases his assets for $100 million, that person will receive an instant $75 million profit should he or she choose to turn around and sell everything him or herself, because Mallah is selling his assets for less than what they’re actually worth.
Besides owning $75 million in hotels, $73 million in apartments, $12 million in retail, and $8 million in restaurants, Mallah owns some incredibly cool weekend toys and a beach house that isn’t too shabby, either.
Besides being incredibly wealthy, Mallah has quite a bit of personality, as you can see in the video below. It’s tough not to appreciate a guy like him.
Best of luck to you, bud. I hope it all works out.
[via Life: For Sale]
That’s super-dee dupper frat bruh!
10 years ago at 3:20 pmYou won’t last long.
10 years ago at 3:22 pmI’m surprised with brain-farts like this one, he’s made it to JI.
10 years ago at 4:12 pmHe’s been demoted.
10 years ago at 10:03 pmLiving a ridiculously lavish life for a while and then selling it all to spend time with family once you’ve had your fun is a TFM.
10 years ago at 3:26 pmIs he taking OBO’s?
10 years ago at 7:02 pmLeading a ridiculously lavish lifestyle and then selling it all to live even more ridiculously lavish. TRichFM
10 years ago at 3:11 pmSounds like this man has enough money to prolong his life with the medical technology we have today.
10 years ago at 3:31 pm“Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?”
“No, I don’t know what that means. I guess, uh, longer life.”
“Well, no, he didn’t live.”
Do less. Much less.
10 years ago at 4:57 pmSo he’s basically Dan Bilzerian in like 20 years
10 years ago at 3:41 pmBilzerian is in great shape. Very different animal.
10 years ago at 4:42 pmHe’s also had two heart attacks in his 32 years, so not very different in the slightest.
10 years ago at 5:58 pmDoubt Bilzerian is going to have much of a family outside of a couple dozen illegitimate children.
10 years ago at 5:56 amThat’s quite the coke fund his setting up for his final days…
10 years ago at 3:44 pmHe’d drop dead of a heart attack if he did any serious amount of coke.
10 years ago at 4:42 pmwhy is it he is a mega millionaire and smokes Newports?
10 years ago at 3:49 pmMorbidly obese Billy Mays?
10 years ago at 3:49 pmIt seems like he could still spend time with his family on a yacht…
10 years ago at 3:58 pmNot selling the Batmobile. TFM.
10 years ago at 4:26 pmHe could have at least bought a better looking wife
10 years ago at 4:30 pmYeah preferably one who doesn’t disrespect the flag
10 years ago at 2:01 pm