Instagram Is Banning #Curvy And We Are Very Thankful

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My relationship with Instagram has been rocky lately. There is a lot to love about the platform. It’s a great place for beautiful women to show us their bodies under the guise of fitness. Hell, if you have a burning desire to hate your life and every girl you’ve ever hooked up with, Instagram can assist you in that endeavor with the incredible TFM Girls page.

How can you not love this?

A photo posted by TFM Girls (@tfmgirls) on

Or this?

A photo posted by TFM Girls (@tfmgirls) on

Side Note: I’ve always thought the best part about writing on the internet is that nobody knows when you took a quick break in your work.

Anyway, as I said, Instagram does have its good qualities. There’s no denying its success. Unfortunately, for every picture equal to those posted above, there are at least a thousand that keep the Clorox stock strong.

Instagram decided it was time to do something about this, and they’ve decided the best method of purging the undesirables is by banning #curvy.

From CNN:

#Curvy is no longer searchable on the site, but Buzzfeed points out that words such as “skinny,” “fat” and “thin” are still searchable as hashtags.

Wonderful.

Now, Instagram didn’t officially ban the hashtag because of a few stray hippos. Their “official” reasoning is that it was being used to tag porn, which is understandable, but we all know there were ulterior motives involved. Motives that I, personally, strongly support.

[via CNN]

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    1. ThePhiTour

      I think Bogey’s able to upload articles from home, so he wouldn’t have to go in. And judging from the length of the last four articles, he probably just took an hour between brunch and whatever sports bar you go to on weekend afternoons to crank these out. I’d also guess Grandex has some type of pay increase based on how many views your articles get, so by uploading with no competition Bogey makes sure he gets all weekend clicks.

      Bogey gets paid more than HelmetStickers, and I get something to read during my weekend shits. Win-win.

      10 years ago at 10:42 am
  1. LibertarianFrater

    Curvy used to mean a woman that had an hourglass body. Now it’s been hijacked by fat bitches who can’t stand up without holding onto something for leverage.

    10 years ago at 4:30 pm
  2. ScoochMcGooch

    Curvy doesn’t sound like the best word choice in a porn search these days. Risky, at best.

    10 years ago at 5:21 pm
  3. Hossdelgado

    Curvy is a shape, not a size. SJWs just stole the word, which has an inherent positive connotation, and made it mean fat, which has a negative connotation. As long as a woman has an hourglass shape body, she is curvy.

    10 years ago at 7:33 pm
    1. ScoochMcGooch

      You should really find a dictionary, a how-to book on logic/reasoning, and “Shapes That Roll” by Karen Nagel.

      10 years ago at 8:23 pm