Iowa State Student Pulls Genius Move To Get Through Finals Week
9 years ago

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Finals Week is possibly the worst week in all of college. It’s the time of the year when all that failing to go to class comes back to bite you in the ass. How did I get through it? Not studying and cramming two hours before each exam. Worked like a charm for me. However, that’s not the best strategy for everyone. Some people set up shop in the library and some people do what this genius at Iowa State did.

A goddamn tent and his PS4? Love it. Throw on some NCAA Football ’15 (RIP to the series), play some Road To Glory, make a pledge bring you food, and you are set for the whole week. Bonus points if you hook it up to the library’s wifi and play some online games. It’s the perfect move. You can tell your parents you’ve been locked away in the library all week and you still get the luxury of not studying because osmosis will kick in anyway.

I can only imagine that there will be some geek who is upset at the noise level and will complain, assemble a safe space, and get this kid to apologize for some sort of privilege.

  3. JamesLahey

    The real power move at hand is letting your shacker do a walk-of-shame out of the library in the morning.

    9 years ago at 1:46 pm
  5. PiKappaAsshole

    Go to class, y’all. otherwise you’ll end up writing TFM articles for a living.

    9 years ago at 1:56 pm
    1. the fratness monster

      Go to class, y’all. Otherwise you’ll end up butt chugging like Pike.

      9 years ago at 3:25 pm
  7. Trail of beer5

    Harrison you must not have looked closely at the picture, no way he’ll be aplogozing for any sort of privilege.

    9 years ago at 2:18 pm
  9. Mr Pledgemaster Sir

    You can’t play NCAA Football 15 on a PS4. They never produced them for the PS4 or XBOX One.

    9 years ago at 2:24 pm