Commandeering the DJ booth when he refused to play Wagon Wheel. TFM.

  1. Usher

    Fastest way to kill a party is to touch the dj’s gear. He then unplugs and leaves and then you get stuck is a very bad situation. This isn’t something you can fix with an iHome and Ipod.

    Rule 1: No Touching the Gear
    Rule 2: He knows more about getting those girls butts shaking then you do (he is pro status)
    Rule 3: Just because you want to hear call me maybe doesn’t mean everyone else does
    Rule 4: Repeat music isn’t happening. Just because you didn’t hear it the first time doesn’t mean everyone else should a second time.
    Rule 5: Give the damn dj a drink! ( He is stuck behind a damn board while you get the girls, make sure he has a good time)
    Rule 6: I going to turn this into an article so hold up for more.

    13 years ago at 3:26 am
    1. TheCommodore

      I want nothing more than to kick the teeth out of your mouth and fuck your gums.

      13 years ago at 10:59 am
    2. Dorns_Dong

      I’m working two jobs to pay for my son’s college so he can explore his bisexuality and become a DJ after, OK?

      13 years ago at 12:10 pm
    3. Usher

      @ puff I don’t do it to get paid I do it so my brothers can get laid.
      @thegent cool story tell it again
      @carlcox nice original gif learn something new
      @dornsdong more power to you…..
      @penismccum now that is a true story
      @mittsstillthetits putting the final touches on “grammer”. Though im thinking about leaving errors in just to troll people on the internet

      13 years ago at 9:24 am
      1. Tommy Gufano

        If your brothers need you to DJ so that they can get laid then I feel sorry for every one of you.

        13 years ago at 10:15 am
    1. Dwight D Fratenhower

      First OX is good, Dood sucks. they are all useless wannabes when compared to fratdusky

      13 years ago at 6:39 pm
    2. Neds Older Brother

      Sasha, Oprah, Fratdusky and 2ironking were probably the best on here. I hated Dood at first but it just started being hilarious for some reason.

      13 years ago at 11:01 pm