I think the original post is a TFM, but I also think that there is nothing wrong with being a prosecutor. Everyone knows that public service doesn’t make nearly as much as the private sector however, doing a public justice and putting a murderer, rapist or thief away is what a gentleman and a man of honor would do.
Iowa fucking rocks dude. Yea, it’s not Texas, but it’s still a great place to grow up. It may be above the Mason-Dixon Line but it still gives you southern morals… BUT, it’s not fratty at all
Good lawyers know how to work both sides of the argument. And if you knew anything about what it takes to be a successful attorney you wouldn’t judge his record based upon where he lives or how big his firm is.
Yeah, total frat move bro. Getting the client locked up as quickly as possible, and then playing golf to celebrate. Your dad must be a real Johnny Cochran.
so your dad’s attorney is a prosecutor? thats beyond NF. Fucking Iowa.
14 years ago at 8:05 pmagreed, corporate law. TFM.
14 years ago at 8:09 pm^you basically just jerked two guys off while sucking your own dick.
14 years ago at 3:07 amWe call that a “Sig Ep” around here
14 years ago at 7:19 amI think the original post is a TFM, but I also think that there is nothing wrong with being a prosecutor. Everyone knows that public service doesn’t make nearly as much as the private sector however, doing a public justice and putting a murderer, rapist or thief away is what a gentleman and a man of honor would do.
14 years ago at 10:57 pmExplain how your dad can keep a prosecutor on retainer.
14 years ago at 8:12 pmHe is in the Mafia apparently.
14 years ago at 8:28 pmperhaps his father is a governor of a shitty northeastern state like Rhode Island
14 years ago at 8:40 pmor a shitty midwestern state like Iowa.
14 years ago at 8:40 pmBUT THEIR PRIMARIES ACTUALLY MATTER
14 years ago at 9:12 pmIowa fucking rocks dude. Yea, it’s not Texas, but it’s still a great place to grow up. It may be above the Mason-Dixon Line but it still gives you southern morals… BUT, it’s not fratty at all
14 years ago at 9:32 pmcan score some great meth there too. Meth, FAF
14 years ago at 9:42 pmMeth is FAF!!! I read Decision Points 11 times last time I did it!
14 years ago at 10:04 pmIowa sucks. There is nothing good about Iowa. Why do you think god floods it every year?
14 years ago at 10:21 pmIowa has to be the worst state in existence. Iowa City gamedays on Melrose ave. are the only thing that state has going for it
14 years ago at 11:49 pm“Yea, its not Texas” – Frat 4 Life
14 years ago at 9:33 amArkansas has way better meth.
14 years ago at 11:33 amJohn Wayne was from Iowa
14 years ago at 12:16 pmDes Moines is rated the number 1 place to live according to Forbes 500…
14 years ago at 4:25 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBnqhn47hXM&feature=player_embedded If this is what you mean by Iowa city being the coolest place in iowa then you’re a geed
14 years ago at 7:04 pmJeff Ashton and Linda Drain Burdick did a great job. Caseys still a baby killer though. But still, hot body contests. TFM.
14 years ago at 8:43 pmNo. No those cease becoming frat when you kill your daughter so you can go to them.
14 years ago at 4:40 pmthis should be on the TSM wall… “Daddy can get me this this and this! Daddy could’ve done it this way!” grow up you pretentious douchebag.
14 years ago at 8:47 pmthank you.
14 years ago at 12:25 amIt doesn’t matter that she got off. Shell either get killed in prison or soon after release. Baby killers die one way or another.
14 years ago at 8:49 pmI’m pretty sure everyone dies one way or another.
14 years ago at 11:12 pm^ good one ^
14 years ago at 7:12 am^”I mean with the modern advances in medicine and my hit level of income it’s not crazy to think that I can’t live to be 250..300 years old”
14 years ago at 11:44 amBecause all the good attorneys live in Des Moines, or whatever counts as a city out in the middle of nowhere.
14 years ago at 9:03 pm“Quick nine”. NF.
14 years ago at 9:04 pmGood lawyers know how to work both sides of the argument. And if you knew anything about what it takes to be a successful attorney you wouldn’t judge his record based upon where he lives or how big his firm is.
14 years ago at 9:28 pmSlams know how big my firm is.
14 years ago at 2:21 am^This Guy
14 years ago at 8:14 amGood lord
14 years ago at 9:39 pmYeah, total frat move bro. Getting the client locked up as quickly as possible, and then playing golf to celebrate. Your dad must be a real Johnny Cochran.
14 years ago at 11:43 pm