Dad's attorney would have been able to put Casey Anthony away with time for a quick nine. TFM.

    1. msuspartans

      I think the original post is a TFM, but I also think that there is nothing wrong with being a prosecutor. Everyone knows that public service doesn’t make nearly as much as the private sector however, doing a public justice and putting a murderer, rapist or thief away is what a gentleman and a man of honor would do.

      13 years ago at 10:57 pm
    1. wilt bradley

      perhaps his father is a governor of a shitty northeastern state like Rhode Island

      13 years ago at 8:40 pm
    2. Frat 4 Life

      Iowa fucking rocks dude. Yea, it’s not Texas, but it’s still a great place to grow up. It may be above the Mason-Dixon Line but it still gives you southern morals… BUT, it’s not fratty at all

      13 years ago at 9:32 pm
    3. Fratastic Fraterday

      Iowa sucks. There is nothing good about Iowa. Why do you think god floods it every year?

      13 years ago at 10:21 pm
    4. 1985

      Iowa has to be the worst state in existence. Iowa City gamedays on Melrose ave. are the only thing that state has going for it

      13 years ago at 11:49 pm
    5. FratStars Unite

      Des Moines is rated the number 1 place to live according to Forbes 500…

      13 years ago at 4:25 pm
  1. Bronald Trump

    Jeff Ashton and Linda Drain Burdick did a great job. Caseys still a baby killer though. But still, hot body contests. TFM.

    13 years ago at 8:43 pm
    1. Fratman and Robin

      No. No those cease becoming frat when you kill your daughter so you can go to them.

      13 years ago at 4:40 pm
  2. Sir_RageAlot

    this should be on the TSM wall… “Daddy can get me this this and this! Daddy could’ve done it this way!” grow up you pretentious douchebag.

    13 years ago at 8:47 pm
  3. the nelson

    It doesn’t matter that she got off. Shell either get killed in prison or soon after release. Baby killers die one way or another.

    13 years ago at 8:49 pm
    1. William L Lockwood

      ^”I mean with the modern advances in medicine and my hit level of income it’s not crazy to think that I can’t live to be 250..300 years old”

      13 years ago at 11:44 am
  4. The Piker

    Because all the good attorneys live in Des Moines, or whatever counts as a city out in the middle of nowhere.

    13 years ago at 9:03 pm
  5. TrueLegacy

    Good lawyers know how to work both sides of the argument. And if you knew anything about what it takes to be a successful attorney you wouldn’t judge his record based upon where he lives or how big his firm is.

    13 years ago at 9:28 pm
  6. Karl Rove Republican

    Yeah, total frat move bro. Getting the client locked up as quickly as possible, and then playing golf to celebrate. Your dad must be a real Johnny Cochran.

    13 years ago at 11:43 pm