If you remembered to brush your teeth before bed, then you didn't rage hard enough. TFM.

  1. pat mcRoch

    Iowa, the white trash capital of the world…maybe Arkansas or West Virginia, or possibly Oklahoma.

    13 years ago at 9:20 pm
    1. Dip

      Nice try, champ. Maybe the corn capital, or the “people Hitler wouldn’t have killed” capital, or the wrestling capital, but white trash? You’ve obviously never been to Iowa if you’re comparing it to Arkansas and West Virginia.

      13 years ago at 9:29 pm
    2. Remember Broliad

      I have. All I saw was corn and people drinking to forget that they live in Iowa.

      13 years ago at 10:14 pm
    3. Frat Ryan

      Yeah I’m pretty sure all they do in Iowa is drink beer and play on the Field of Dreams.

      13 years ago at 7:36 am
  2. BROnard Ramsey

    It’s not so much as I forgot to brush my teeth as it is that I just don’t give a fuck when I’m drunk.

    13 years ago at 1:47 am
    1. Fratweiser

      I forget too but let’s be honest, this has been posted in 12 different variations

      13 years ago at 9:16 am
  3. OldSouthPancakeHouse

    if you still have to remember to brush your teeth at night. i.e. its not a habit by now… you have much bigger problems

    13 years ago at 3:33 pm