1. Sewanee

    You have money to waste. Cool. A real TFM would be researching local traffic laws and defending yourself, you lazy fuck.

    14 years ago at 10:38 pm
    1. Patriotic

      Who says it’s a traffic ticket? MIP’s in Iowa are around $313. Who says it wasn’t a drinking ticket, cunt.

      14 years ago at 12:35 pm
    1. The Piker

      If it gets removed from his records, and it is traffic related, it could be worth it later on when his insurance premium isn’t raised.

      14 years ago at 12:08 am
    2. Fraternity Lifestyle

      If he has a grand just lying around, I’m pretty sure car insurance is the last thing on his mind.

      14 years ago at 6:01 pm
  2. FratasticMrOX

    Where I’m from al tickets are1000 dont ask questions im pretty durnk right now.

    14 years ago at 12:06 am
    1. Jimbofrat

      ^haven’t been on your game lately Oprah..TFM groupies may have gotten to your head a bit?

      14 years ago at 6:53 am
  3. ItJustComesFratural

    At first I thought this was football related because I’m drunk and from the SEC, but then I realized you’re from Iowa so that clearly wasn’t the case. Now I realize I should be a lawyer in Des Moines because they’re billable is cheap and I would bank.

    14 years ago at 1:41 am
    1. timmer

      based on his name he probably goes to UNI. but i go to iowa and the hawks are horrible this year

      14 years ago at 10:07 am
  4. Frattapalooza

    You don’t know a fucking lawyer that will do it for free?? or wont just pay the $300?? Those are the only 2 acceptable means of dealing with a traffic ticket.

    14 years ago at 8:20 am
    1. Fratrick Swayze 1856

      You are a fiji and you are calling someone a fairy? That doesn’t even make sense…

      14 years ago at 12:56 pm