ISIS Beheading Class Teacher Gets His Head Shot Off Mid-Class

Jared Borislow10 years ago

I have liked irony ever since Alanis Morrissette’s “Ironic” hit the airwaves back in ’95. That song’s just a straight jam. My interest in the concept never branched out too much from there, though. That is, until I heard this phenomenal, fantastic true story.

From The Daily Caller:

In a stroke of irony, a sniper from the elite British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) took the head off an Islamic State leader who was teaching recruits how to behead prisoners.

The terrorist was probably not expecting to become his students’ example, but the sniper armed with a large-caliber rifle made him one after landing a head shot from over 3,000 feet away. The man was reportedly teaching 20 recruits when he quite literally lost his head.

“One minute he was standing there and the next his head had exploded. The commander remained standing upright for a couple of seconds before collapsing and that’s when panic set in. We later heard most of the recruits deserted. We got rid of 21 terrorists with one bullet,” said a military official who witnessed the event.

God bless… Britain? Ah, who cares who did it — one ISIS dude dead and 20 more that are now too scared of having their block knocked off to keep fucking with us is a win regardless.

If nothing else, the deceased ISIS dude will go down as the best beheading instructor of all-time. He is a man who teaches by example, and I like that. I’m sure he was trying to teach them how to behead someone and not how to become beheaded, but he still taught them a lesson in beheading that they’ll never forget, so I stand by what I said.

If only there were more teachers like him so all ISIS members could get a proper education….

[via The Daily Caller]

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