ISIS Chief Singer-Songwriter Murked In US Airstrike
Members of ISIS are straight droppin’ like flies. The latest to be crushed under the big swingin’ dick of America is Maher Mashaal, the chief singer and songwriter of the extremist group, who was blown away during a U.S. led airstrike targeting ISIS positions in Syria. His sick beats were played as background music during propaganda and execution videos.
From CBS News:
The activists said Maher Meshaal, also known as Abu Hajar al-Hadrami, a Saudi National, was killed Saturday in airstrikes south of the city of Al Hasaka.
Meshaal is the author of jihadi hymns such as “Saleel al-Sawarem” and “Halomoo Halomoo O’ lions of war,” which are regularly played as background music in combat and execution videos released by ISIS.
The lyrics “Aaaaaaahlaaa aawwwawwaa yaaaaa,” in “Saleel al-Sawarem” always got to me, and whenever “Halomoo Halomoo O’ lion of war,” came on in the club, bitches were flashing ankles left and right. Mashaal was also known for hit tracks like:
“All You Need Is Hate”
“The Meccarena”
“Baby, I’m a Firework”
“Single Ladies (Put A Burka On It)”
“Caliph-ornication”
“I Just Called To Say I Love You (And To Detonate The Bomb Strapped To Your Chest)”
as well as beloved covers of E40’s “Gimme Head” and The Gap Band’s “You Dropped A Bomb On Me.”.
[via CBS News]
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Hope someone cleaning up the wreckage from these sites will be compiling the go-pro footage into a sweet montage.
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