It’s A Travesty That Paige Spiranac, The Smokeshow Golfer Currently Ruling The Internet, Will Have To Quit Golf
Next to Jordan Spieth, the biggest star in the game of golf right now is undoubtedly the stone cold fox with a swing as harmonious and smooth as a choir of angels singing Crosby, Stills, & Nash atop a velvet cloud, Paige Spiranac.
If you were to look up the textbook definition of what a golf swing is, her photo would be printed onto the page with the text that simply read “This” underneath.
So fluid. So sexy. So pure. Like the rest of the internet, I’m completely under this little femme fatale’s spell and there’s just no cure. Which might be a problem, because our girl is about to retire from the game of golf.
Trust me, I take no joy being solely responsible in ending this girl’s promising career before it even gets started, but once we hit the links and my competitive nature takes over, I just won’t be able to dial it down and throw the round. I apologize in advance to all for robbing the world of this beautiful, eighth-wonder-of-the-world sight.
That wiggle, though.
Don’t worry, Paige. I’m sure we can find you a spot here at Grandex for your post-retirement years..
Image via Instagram
Well that’s not where I thought this was going.
10 years ago at 12:35 pmWriting an article on a popular website solely to humblebrag about banging a hot chick. TFM.
10 years ago at 12:40 pmDont worry, based on his weight and his swing, Danny Rugs will find himself firmly stationed in the friendzone after she kicks his ass in golf and he shoots a 109 on a 9 hole municipal.
10 years ago at 1:34 pmHer stance in the first picture is so fundamentally wrong…..and yet so right.
10 years ago at 12:41 pmflop shot
10 years ago at 12:54 pmCan I post something today?
10 years ago at 1:11 pmAny position/stance is necessary as long as it gets it in hole. Whether its on or off the course.
10 years ago at 1:13 pmIt’s actually not fundamentally wrong at all
10 years ago at 1:32 pmIt’s not fundamentally wrong at all dumbass. Have you heard of a flopshot?
10 years ago at 1:41 pmI would like to hit a slight fade down her fairway.
10 years ago at 12:44 pmYou won’t Jack Hammer dat ass. #NameGags2015
10 years ago at 12:46 pmDanny Boy you had me worried for a second…she could play for the Blacks and beat you by 20 strokes.
10 years ago at 12:48 pmSomething was accidentally done here.
10 years ago at 12:53 pmThe difference between “for” and “from” is important here.
10 years ago at 12:56 pmAs in “looks like golf isn’t the only thing she learned from her daddy.”
10 years ago at 9:44 amI love how every golf related article is written by you.
10 years ago at 12:57 pmYou motherfucker.
10 years ago at 12:59 pmI respect how far out of your league you’re going on this one Dan. Shoot for the stars.
10 years ago at 1:01 pmText screen shot to prove you actually know her. Honestly, wouldn’t have believed you without that Daniel.
10 years ago at 1:03 pm