This is how I approach the gentleman’s club on a nightly basis. Public transit from the frastle (frat castle) to the liquor store across the street from the frip joint (frat strip joint) because it’s environmentally friendly and economical, then an Uber black around the block and across the street (because it’s lavish). I don’t tip the Caesarian section scarred 25 year olds, I just finger blast their back doors while singing an a capella rendition of the confederate national anthem and send them on their ways. I don’t expect you geeds to understand my lifestyle, but I demand that you respect it as superior to yours.
FIRST! Suck it, losers!
6 years ago at 7:34 pmThis is how I approach the gentleman’s club on a nightly basis. Public transit from the frastle (frat castle) to the liquor store across the street from the frip joint (frat strip joint) because it’s environmentally friendly and economical, then an Uber black around the block and across the street (because it’s lavish). I don’t tip the Caesarian section scarred 25 year olds, I just finger blast their back doors while singing an a capella rendition of the confederate national anthem and send them on their ways. I don’t expect you geeds to understand my lifestyle, but I demand that you respect it as superior to yours.
6 years ago at 2:41 pmSuch a fucking tryhard
6 years ago at 10:22 amRead your damn emails
6 years ago at 7:42 pm