It’s Time To Invest In Your Football Knowledge And Make Bank On MyBookie
Some people enjoy traveling like shoeless vagabonds wandering the earth with no purpose or direction until rolling across the wrong group of gypsy youth in the back alley of an Eastern European market and getting shanked over a few hundred dollars in traveler’s checks. Others throw their entire self-worth into rocky relationships where anchor babies are the temporary solution to prolong an inevitable breakup or unrewarding careers that will only leave them with nothing but a big ol’ bag of regrets forty years down the road.
It’s time to invest in you. And no, I’m not selling some motivational b.s. about bettering yourself for the sake of a doomed humanity or trying to sling you gym supplements that will only collect dust on top of your refrigerator. I’m talking about cashing in on your endless catalog of otherwise useless football knowledge that already resides in your dome.
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You throw $500 in, use code “TFM,” and you suddenly have a cool grand to play with. Put it on Baylor +14 over Duke or SMU +19 over TCU. Not taking this offer (or these stone cold locks mentioned above) is just pissing away free money. And they have it all: from live in-game betting to futures and even props.
You play. You win. You get paid. You finally escape that quarter life existential crisis. Expert or rookie, ride with MyBookie.
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Syracuse-cen mich
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Iowa st-Akron
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