The Christmas gifts from yesterday still don't compare to the genes I got when I was born. TFM.

    1. Jerry Fratdusky

      I remember taking them off of your tiny little waist too. DAB you always had the cutest uncircumcised pecker.

      14 years ago at 4:54 pm
  1. FrattyIce1845

    I know this site has been going downhill for a while, but good God this post is awful.

    Go run with scissors.

    14 years ago at 3:12 pm
    1. The Order

      This has become the standard “I’m too cool for everything” post. You’re a fucking idiot and should consider offing yourself.

      14 years ago at 4:29 pm
      1. RIPEtaPhi

        Thats what makes this site hilarious. Unless you were hoping for a forum comprised completely of assholes can discuss practical topics. Ease up guy

        14 years ago at 6:23 pm
  2. DirtySouthern

    What? Santa didn’t bring you some Beats by Dre to use for your Gucci Mane discography on your iPhone?

    14 years ago at 12:25 am