Jack Nicholson Pulls Huge Power Moves At Lakers Games
Just when you think you can’t love Jack Nicholson any more, he goes and gets Dane Cook thrown out of his courtside Lakers seats, because you don’t fuck with Jack and his Lakers (Cook was wearing Celtics gear). Of course that’s just Jack being Jack. The guy has no fucks to give, and probably never has. Unfortunately, in the days of Disney owning ESPN, it’s unlikely you or I will ever see Jack going full Jack on the sidelines of a Lakers game. Sure they’ll show the legendary actor screaming terrifying obscenities, The Departed style, at Joey Crawford or some other idiot ref whose call against the Lakers offended Jack, but we’ll never get to see the glory days of Nicholson discreetly (or not) doing bumps with Mickey Rourke and a 9-year-old Drew Barrymore. God I wish I could take a trip to the ’80s.
Thankfully, Jack can still pull a quality power move, whether it’s fueled by cocaine or simply his love for the Lakers. Such was the case a few years ago during the Celtics-Lakers NBA Finals, as the gorgeous and apparently hardcore Celtics fan Maria Menounos tells Conan O’Brien in the interview below. Check it out.
A few takeaways here:
1) God I love you Maria Menounos. There’s something about a pretty girl who gets overly intense for her teams that drives me crazy. Or maybe she’s just super hot. Could be that.
2) Jack’s power moves are so powerful that they’re composed of smaller power moves. The guy called Jerry Buss, the Lakers’ owner, because OF COURSE he had Buss’ number. He got two other celebrities kicked out of their insanely expensive seats probably without even explaining why, and definitely with no regard for who they were. Then he rubbed it in their faces.
What a badass.
Also, God this image is hot.
[via TeamCoco.com]
Jack Nicholson is that alumni that you’re pretty sure actually killed a pledge when he was an active.
13 years ago at 12:49 pmalumnus*
13 years ago at 11:09 pm^
13 years ago at 1:36 amMaria Menounos could sit on my face all day long
13 years ago at 12:51 pmI would drink the shit out of her bath water
13 years ago at 4:46 pmI’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Jack Nicholson is FaF.
13 years ago at 1:01 pmi dont even think he wears sperrys.
13 years ago at 1:19 pmJust don’t say that out loud, he might hear you.
13 years ago at 7:10 pmHe’ll call Dorn and have you blackballed from the site.
13 years ago at 1:37 am^We can only hope.
13 years ago at 10:45 am^^,^Already done
13 years ago at 4:58 amI would snow plow maria menounos so fucking hard. I’d even buy her dinner.
13 years ago at 1:56 pmkys
13 years ago at 1:39 amJack Nicholson’s son is both legendary and in the same fraternity as Patrick Shwarzenegger. I expect no less from him in a decade.
13 years ago at 2:33 pmThink of what a fraternity would be like if it were full exclusively of Jack Nicholson’s bastard children. I mean it’d only be like a 40 man house, but that house would RAGE.
13 years ago at 4:55 pm^
13 years ago at 12:55 amShe doesn’t really like sports. She is a woman. She likes Betty Crocker.
13 years ago at 6:05 pmI was all for believing that she was actually a good fan until she associated herself with Dane Cook. After that she lost all credibility.
13 years ago at 8:47 pmI mean but obviously I’d still fill her
13 years ago at 8:49 pm