My couch change is coke covered 100's. TFM.

  1. Franelli

    I can’t wait until fail friday! It’s going to be great if this crap keeps getting posted!

    13 years ago at 9:06 pm
  2. Fred Perry

    What’s the link to your dad’s wikipedia page? He obvioulsy must be very wealthy to give you so much money.

    13 years ago at 9:10 pm
    1. brostock

      Honestly I think this could easily be an exaggeration of a pretty plausible event. He could very easily have found a coke covered 100 in his couch today and decided to post a TFM implying it was a regular occurrence. Nothing wrong with that. Definitely not fail friday material.

      13 years ago at 12:00 am
  3. Frat4Life1865

    I’m sure your couch is made out of genuine bald eagle feathers for padding in cushions fashioned from extinct water buffalo hide which sits in your 4 acre wide bedroom that is complete with a pure gold X-box and a full basketball court where Lebron practices for next year’s failure. Wow, I wish I was as cool as you.

    13 years ago at 9:28 pm
    1. Presidents Son

      I guess he didn’t show you his kitchen with ivory floor tiles. Straight from Africa.

      13 years ago at 10:02 pm
    2. frat barkley

      Not to mention his marble foyer cut from space mountain and shoe closet that is actually a sweatshop, good business is getting rid of the middle man.

      13 years ago at 11:16 pm
    3. Tallapoosa Snu

      you poor people just dont understand. They’re comfortable luxuries. My house was hand carved from one solid piece of marble and my silverware is made of hand carved tyranosaurus rex bones. Not to mention our recovered wooly mammoth carpeting and our 6,573 car garage that contains every Ferrari ever made. And not to brag, but I’ve fucked every playboy model since 2005. They seem to like the solid platinum hot tub and my 18 inch penis. Its just how I live, don’t be mad.

      13 years ago at 11:46 pm
    4. ksig565

      I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

      13 years ago at 12:14 pm
    5. Soggy_Croakies

      Yea man, i also heard about your 200ft long yacht with a full body American flag paint job, and full Ivory and Mahogany interior you use for your summer vacations across various places across the world, all the while getting blown by your Sarah Palin look alike slampiece you keep on board to make you sandwichs and take care of your personal bald eagle so you can read your signed copy of Decision Points.

      13 years ago at 6:49 pm
  4. VDBL1909

    Anyone else think TFM intern is posting obviously fake or obnoxious TFM’s because the comments are becoming the funniest part.

    13 years ago at 9:46 pm
    1. Fratstars Anonymous

      The only reason I come to this site anymore is to see everyone haze the fuck out of these shitty posts.

      13 years ago at 9:49 pm
    2. Brolar Bear

      I never used to read comments, and now it’s the thing I most look forward to. Haze on, brothers.

      13 years ago at 11:21 pm