I laughed so hard that I pooped out of my dick, I’m not wearing pants so it fell on the floor and I panicked and accidentally slipped in it and smeared poop everywhere. Then, when I was trying to clean it up my roommate walked in and started yelling, so I blamed his dog, he had the dog put down this morning.
That story is about as generic as the time I was banging this chick in her basement, and she shit on my dick, which caused me to puke on her back. Her dad was coming down the basement during all of this, but he slipped and fell, knocked himself out, and didn’t see a thing.
I got barred out last night and woke up in the neighbors yard
13 years ago at 2:29 pm…What?
13 years ago at 2:54 pmIt’s not a TFM that your gardener doesn’t wear socks.
13 years ago at 3:01 pmI laughed so hard that I pooped out of my dick, I’m not wearing pants so it fell on the floor and I panicked and accidentally slipped in it and smeared poop everywhere. Then, when I was trying to clean it up my roommate walked in and started yelling, so I blamed his dog, he had the dog put down this morning.
13 years ago at 3:03 pmSame.
13 years ago at 3:39 pm^^ This story is so far fetched it leads me to believe you are the multiple Bone Daddy aliases.
13 years ago at 5:03 pmThat story is about as generic as the time I was banging this chick in her basement, and she shit on my dick, which caused me to puke on her back. Her dad was coming down the basement during all of this, but he slipped and fell, knocked himself out, and didn’t see a thing.
13 years ago at 6:56 pmI bet SECgreek could tell us a better story than any of those.
13 years ago at 11:18 pmJulius Caesar always wearing a toga. TFTC?
13 years ago at 3:24 pm^Nice try.
13 years ago at 12:03 amJesus FaF
13 years ago at 3:49 pmNever wearing socks NF Last time I checked you wear socks when you play golf or any sport for that matter
When I golf I don’t wear socks because I wear sperrys, and I’m frat. Duhh.
13 years ago at 3:54 pmOh, yeah I guess ^ that makes sense. Frat on.
13 years ago at 8:26 pmTy Webb doesn’t wear socks or shoes when golfing.
13 years ago at 11:20 pm^
13 years ago at 11:26 pmTy Webb ate at Dorsia and gave it a bad review
13 years ago at 2:05 pmI got on tfm with this? Thats pretty cool
13 years ago at 1:12 amBut he wore sandals
13 years ago at 2:03 pm