Depends on what you consider driving range. No need top spend 5 grand on jet fuel when you can drive there in an hour or two. Being fiscally irresponsible. Nf.
“Flying to a gated island community with 5 private golf courses including the Ocean Course where the 1991 Ryder Cup was held” just didn’t have a good ring to it.
Flying in my dads private jet to our private beach, getting a BJ from the slammy while I chug Makers wearing my Sperrys, vineyard vines tie, blazer, and shorts while sitting on a pledge doing bows and toes with a double horshoe in. TFM
Flying in my dads private jet to our private beach in the house that we’re raging with W in celebration of my new 2015 Frathoe my dad got me, getting a BJ from the slammy while I chug Makers wearing my Sperrys, vineyard vines tie, blazer, Smathers and Branson American Flag belt and shorts while sitting on a pledge doing bows and toes with a double horshoe in, with my lawyer holding up Decision points that I’m reading while simultaneously shooting Rhinos with W out the window with my United States military grade sniper rifle that my dad bought me two weeks ago after I broke my other one from throwing it off the 5th story of the frat mansion right after I busted my head through a door post getting 5 BJs at once from 4 different girls. TFM
Depends on what you consider driving range. No need top spend 5 grand on jet fuel when you can drive there in an hour or two. Being fiscally irresponsible. Nf.
13 years ago at 11:53 amFiscally liberal. NF. Fiscally irresponsible. TFM.
13 years ago at 12:21 pmTo frat to put miles on the frathoe
13 years ago at 4:22 pmFlying to a beach within driving range. NF
13 years ago at 11:58 amFlying to a beach that has a driving range. TFM
Damnit you beat me too it.
13 years ago at 1:56 am“Flying to a gated island community with 5 private golf courses including the Ocean Course where the 1991 Ryder Cup was held” just didn’t have a good ring to it.
13 years ago at 11:02 amYou have a beach in your driving range?
13 years ago at 12:12 pm^This
13 years ago at 12:16 pmIt is a hazard referred to as a “bunker” and most courses boast many of them, perhaps not the municipal course you play.
13 years ago at 1:20 pm^This…was a waste of space on this page.
13 years ago at 6:12 pmAccordingly, so is your notification?
13 years ago at 6:16 pmHooray for irony.
13 years ago at 6:32 pmRead “driving range” with an alternative definition in mind…
13 years ago at 12:41 pmThought the same thing
13 years ago at 3:57 pmNew Money. NF.
13 years ago at 1:32 pmSecond.
13 years ago at 2:01 pmGiving off the impression of being rich while actually being broke. That’s old money. Also, TFM.
13 years ago at 3:08 pmYou Like Huey Lewis and the News?
13 years ago at 8:11 amYou are a dumbass.
13 years ago at 1:43 pmI can buy you.
13 years ago at 2:57 pmConstantly ducking balls while trying to relax on the beach NF.
13 years ago at 3:04 pmFlying in my dads private jet to our private beach, getting a BJ from the slammy while I chug Makers wearing my Sperrys, vineyard vines tie, blazer, and shorts while sitting on a pledge doing bows and toes with a double horshoe in. TFM
13 years ago at 5:22 pmOnly one slam, not good enough. NF.
13 years ago at 6:01 pmYou forgot to mention your Smathers and Branson American flag belt.
13 years ago at 6:28 pm580s and decision points?
13 years ago at 6:56 pmNot to mention shooting White Rhinos with Teddy Roosevelt, brought back to life by your father’s money.
13 years ago at 7:06 pmI think you forgot to mention that W was with you.
13 years ago at 7:09 pmAnd what’s a party without the 96 ounces of fratty lights that he bonged in a minimal amount of time.
13 years ago at 7:35 pmYou forgot the Reagan/Bush ’84 tee and something about a gun.
13 years ago at 9:29 pmWhy wasn’t the judge with you discussing the DUI you got for driving the Frathoe after a rager at the frat castle?
13 years ago at 9:45 pmyou all just summed up this whole website in one post. congrats.
13 years ago at 5:35 amThat’s it fellas. It’s over. We can all go home.
13 years ago at 7:59 amThis feed deserves something, I just can’t put my finger on it.
13 years ago at 8:15 amFlying in my dads private jet to our private beach in the house that we’re raging with W in celebration of my new 2015 Frathoe my dad got me, getting a BJ from the slammy while I chug Makers wearing my Sperrys, vineyard vines tie, blazer, Smathers and Branson American Flag belt and shorts while sitting on a pledge doing bows and toes with a double horshoe in, with my lawyer holding up Decision points that I’m reading while simultaneously shooting Rhinos with W out the window with my United States military grade sniper rifle that my dad bought me two weeks ago after I broke my other one from throwing it off the 5th story of the frat mansion right after I busted my head through a door post getting 5 BJs at once from 4 different girls. TFM
That better?
13 years ago at 8:31 amAlmost, you forgot to mention that your dick was longer than the inseems in your shorts.
13 years ago at 9:34 amraging in in celebration of a new frathoe
13 years ago at 10:23 am5 blowjobs, 4 girls, 1 guy?
13 years ago at 10:56 am^ First true TFM this site has seen. But… 5 BJs from 4 chicks? You have 5 dicks and one girl has two mouths? Something doesn’t add up.
13 years ago at 11:11 amRun-on sentences. TFTC
13 years ago at 2:47 pmWere you in your plane or chopper?
13 years ago at 7:55 pmFlying the chopper 300 yards. FaF.
13 years ago at 8:15 pm