Jealous Girlfriend With Most Savage Move Of The Century, Burns Cheating Boyfriend’s Dick With Hair Straightener

Harrison Lee10 years ago

While some are tamer than others when it comes to their crazy, all girls are legit psychopaths. It’s science. Brownwyn Joy Parker, a 22-year-old chick from Australia, however, takes crazy to a whole new level. She’s so insane that she straight up made her boyfriend agree that if he ever cheated on her, she’d get to burn his junk.

Well, the dude must not have believed her because he spent a few nights sleeping around on Brownwyn with his ex-girlfriend. Parker found out about it and did what she said she was going to do after he agreed AGAIN that she could: she burnt his dick to a crisp.

From the Daily Mail:

A 22-year-old woman, who was given permission by her boyfriend to burn his penis with a hair straightener after he cheated on her, has received a suspended jail sentence.

The mutual agreement between the couple from Mount Barker, west of Adelaide in South Australia, saw the jealous girlfriend give her partner third-degree burns after he spent two nights with his ex-girlfriend.

Not only did the guy have to suffer through dealing with this psycho for the length of the relationship, but his dick is cooked. It’s done. Never to be used normally again.

‘In short, his penis will be scarred for life and he will suffer from a number of issues, including the proper function of his penis, not to mention the cosmetic and psychological problems associated with the scarring to such a sensitive site,’ Judge Muscat said.

Parker described the result of the burned dick as a cooked piece of meat. She now faces a suspended 9-month prison sentence.

There is no side to take here. Both of these two are certifiably mentally ill. On one side, you have this psychopath of a girl who is so jealous that her first move is to make her man agree to this heinous act. On the other side, you have the guy who is stupid enough to agree to it, twice. Who does that?

If a girl tells me that right off the bat, then that’s a huge red flag. It’s one of those red flags that slaps you in the face to get the fuck outta there as fast as possible. Maybe these two are just made for each other, meant to live happily-ever-after in a mental hospital. Unable to procreate, thankfully..

[via Daily Mail]

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