Jeb Bush Promises To Kick Your Ass If You Talk Shit On His Dad
The Bush family is a U.S. political dynasty and former Florida governor/ current GOP presidential candidate Jeb Bush knows it all started with his dad, George H.W. Bush.
That’s why he’s willing to pimp slap your bitch ass if you talkin’ shit on pops.
On his campaign website, Jeb is selling what’s got to be the most Bush-era pro-dad in the history of Bush-era pro-dad t-shirts.
From The Washington Post:
Among the traditional Jeb! paraphernalia for car windows, coffee mugs and baby onesies, is a T-shirt with a threatening message to anyone who dares challenge his father’s greatness.
In block, capital letters, the shirt says: ‘My dad is the greatest man I’ve ever known, and if you don’t think so, we can step outside.’
Here is said shirt:
I just got threatened by a GOP presidential candidate. I’m so aroused right now. That’s easily the highlight of the site, but Jeb’s got some great consolation prizes, too.
Check out this Jeb-endorsed guacamole bowl, priced at $75 because fuck poor people’s guac!
Jeb’s also got this stone cold killer of a snapback for $35 — perfect for any young GOP-supported fraternity party.
And this ’70s throwback tank of Jeb with a sideburn-mustache combo is one for the ages.
Who’s ready for the Bush three-peat?!.
[via The Washington Post]
Image via YouTube
His marketing team is fucking glorious.
11 years ago at 11:33 amIt actually started with his Grandfather. Prescott Bush, US Senator from Connecticut.
11 years ago at 11:41 amBrother of Zeta Psi at Yale. Wish HW & W hadn’t gone DKE.
11 years ago at 11:52 amGood thing they didnt
11 years ago at 1:05 pmActually yeah man, they did. Prescott was in Zeta Psi but George HW and George W were both in Delta Kappa Epsilon. All 3 went to Yale and all 3 were also in Skull & Bones.
11 years ago at 1:49 pmI think you misunderstood his response.
11 years ago at 2:38 pmBrother Bush rides the wooly goat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um4e6QTMjaM
11 years ago at 11:46 pmIf the name “Prescott Bush” isn’t the frattest name out there, steve holt deserves to live.
11 years ago at 1:06 pmActually goes all the way back to 1618, when Prescott’s 7x great grandfather Thomas Hinckly was elected Governor of Plymouth Colony. Bush family straight invented America.
11 years ago at 2:52 pmObama is a very distant relative of the Bush family through the Hinckleys. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Hinckley
Extremely surprising
11 years ago at 5:47 pmWay better than Rowdy Gentleman.
11 years ago at 11:45 amRubio takes the cake for selling Marco Polos.
11 years ago at 11:52 amSay what you want about Dubya, Herbert Walker was a great president and a great man.
11 years ago at 11:53 am“Read my lips, FAF”-G.H.W.B.
11 years ago at 12:05 pmThe “Read my lips: No new taxes” was a great campaign slogan but it cost him the 2nd term when he had to raise taxes to pay for the gulf war. Not saying it wasn’t justified though.
11 years ago at 1:06 pmThere are few times I’ll support a tax raise. Helping ensure America fucks the bad guys up is one of them.
11 years ago at 1:48 pmRubio 2016
11 years ago at 11:55 amFuck Jeb bush
11 years ago at 12:05 pmyep.complete rino. I bet if race surgery was available he’d make himself mexican…or not.Well anyway,he should. My 12 year old asian brother has more testosterone than him.
11 years ago at 12:25 pmYes honey, we get it. You’re Asian.
11 years ago at 12:51 pmWhere the flying fuck is my fail Friday, intern?
11 years ago at 12:19 pmIt was posted almost a half hour ago, dumbass.
11 years ago at 12:24 pmThey misspelled bowl….
11 years ago at 12:33 pmIt’s a pun on the word “guacamole.”
11 years ago at 12:39 pmI’m no democrat, but Dubya blew big black wiener as president and fucked up our country in his 2 terms more than an autistic kid could. Stop deep throating the bush dynasty and get back to writing something worthwhile, oh, and fire the intern already.
11 years ago at 12:33 pmYou’re not doing well here
11 years ago at 1:46 pmCare to explain how he was a bad President? Go ahead and ignore No Child Left Behind and the WMDs because everyone in Washington backed both of those heavily, singling him out is just #silly.
11 years ago at 11:34 amPolicies that caused the recession, Wall Street deregulation aka “too big to fail,” Afghanistan & Iraq, Oh! I know! How about not even really elected by the people, rather selected by the SCOTUS for the win Chuck?
11 years ago at 11:45 am