Jeb Bush Promises To Kick Your Ass If You Talk Shit On His Dad
The Bush family is a U.S. political dynasty and former Florida governor/ current GOP presidential candidate Jeb Bush knows it all started with his dad, George H.W. Bush.
That’s why he’s willing to pimp slap your bitch ass if you talkin’ shit on pops.
On his campaign website, Jeb is selling what’s got to be the most Bush-era pro-dad in the history of Bush-era pro-dad t-shirts.
From The Washington Post:
Among the traditional Jeb! paraphernalia for car windows, coffee mugs and baby onesies, is a T-shirt with a threatening message to anyone who dares challenge his father’s greatness.
In block, capital letters, the shirt says: ‘My dad is the greatest man I’ve ever known, and if you don’t think so, we can step outside.’
Here is said shirt:
I just got threatened by a GOP presidential candidate. I’m so aroused right now. That’s easily the highlight of the site, but Jeb’s got some great consolation prizes, too.
Check out this Jeb-endorsed guacamole bowl, priced at $75 because fuck poor people’s guac!
Jeb’s also got this stone cold killer of a snapback for $35 — perfect for any young GOP-supported fraternity party.
And this ’70s throwback tank of Jeb with a sideburn-mustache combo is one for the ages.
Who’s ready for the Bush three-peat?!.
[via The Washington Post]
Image via YouTube
To be honest, as far as debates go, this first one was pretty shitty. I understand that it’s easier to go to establishment candidates, but let everyone talk so we can figure out who’s best on each issue. For shit’s sake, 40 minutes between questions for one candidate (Cruz) is pathetic.
Don’t really care who you’re voting for, as long as you put more thought into it than this debate.
11 years ago at 12:41 pmAs any son should do. Grandex is a Frat Dynasty but they have Steve holt. Jeb is the Helmet Stickers of the Bush family. All respect to HW and W, but I’m not voting for Jeb.
11 years ago at 1:16 pmAll the respect to W, but he was the helmet stickers.
11 years ago at 9:12 pmTRUMP #TtrumpM
11 years ago at 1:40 pmThe world hopes you get crushed by falling space debris.
11 years ago at 1:57 pmIt’s okay Jeb, you’re dad could beat their ass on his own.
11 years ago at 3:06 pmFuck Jeb and his wife Consuea.
11 years ago at 6:17 pmRubio 2016. You see what the fuck I did out there? Wait until i get Hillary
11 years ago at 8:24 amjeb bush is a pussy
11 years ago at 1:18 pm