Jeb Bush’s New Campaign Strategy? All-Out Attack On Trump

While everybody agrees that Jeb “Jeb!” Bush is a lovable dude (and a Rowdy Gentleman), the polls don’t appear to favor the nice guy. Coming in at fourth place in the polls behind Trump, Cruz (how?), and Rubio, Jeb had to do something to change up his luck. But what?

He settled on going scorched earth on the Don.

JEBOOM! JEB JUST DROPPED AN EXCLAMATION MARK BOMB ON YO HO ASS, BITCH!!!

Could this be the return of Jeb? The reemergence of America’s prince? Only time will tell. I can’t wait to see how the chaos candidate responds.

This is the best political attack ad since…

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    1. Shut up Meg

      Jeb’s an adult that realistically would likely kick the living tits out of trump after getting noogied by dubya for 55 years

      10 years ago at 10:32 am
  1. Colonel Reb forever

    Jeb would be the nominee right now if he would toughen his stance on immigration. But he won’t, if only because of his Hispanic wife, so it’s Trump’s to lose.

    10 years ago at 10:31 am
    1. IAcceptBribes

      dont kid yourself. even if he was the nomination, no way in hell he would come anywhere the presidency.

      10 years ago at 10:43 am
      1. Colonel Reb forever

        Trump is running a one-issue campaign, and that alone is why no one else is within 20 points of him.

        10 years ago at 10:50 am
      2. anttiniemi

        I’m by no means a Cruz supporter, but if it’s a necessary evil for him to win a few early states to knock Trump off his throne, then so be it.

        10 years ago at 11:17 am
      3. barrelsnbrews7

        Rubio is apart of the “big 8” deal, he has some of the same policies as Obama and is weak on immigration. Kruz and Rand are the best two, but we all have to back Trump. And also Jeb is a pussy, unlike his brother.

        10 years ago at 5:46 pm
      4. General_Longstreet

        Rubio isn’t weak on immigration. He understands that it’s impossible to stop it, so might as well track it

        10 years ago at 1:03 pm
      5. Donnie Fratzoff

        Rubio isn’t weak on immigration he’s pragmatic, something extreme politicians on the right and left never understand.

        10 years ago at 5:07 pm
      6. Fratasaurus

        True, I visited his campaign website a while back and went to “issues” and I kid you not the only thing there was “immigration”. Might be some more there now but I’m on my phone and too lazy to check

        10 years ago at 4:03 pm
  2. Theta High

    I am just waiting for all the people that said they would move to Canada if Bernie Sanders doesn’t win to actually move to Canada when he doesn’t win. My liberal ex included. What a glorious day it will be

    10 years ago at 10:46 am
      1. Fratasaurus

        Anyone who says #feelthebern has not the slightest clue when it comes to government, politics, or policy. They’re worst than Trump fans

        10 years ago at 4:01 pm
  3. LetMyPeopleBro1913

    TFM’s new strategy? Write about anything except fraternities and college life

    10 years ago at 11:59 am
  4. Thoughtsofdauterive

    fuck RG, but come on guys… even jeb would be a low point for that shit.

    10 years ago at 12:20 pm