Jerry Jones Says He Won’t Put Romo On Injured Reserve Because That’d Be Like “Circumcising A Mosquito”
Jerry Jones has an interesting explanation for not putting Tony Romo on the injured reserve following last month’s back injury. Apparently, it would be like “circumcising a mosquito.”
From Star-Telegram:
“You don’t have to spend a lot of time going over and kind of circumcising the mosquito. You don’t have to do that over there on him because you look back over on the other side that caused you to make the decision, and there’s nobody good enough to take that spot to give you a chance for that if he can come back.”
Why, that Jerry is as wild as a junebug on a string.
A lot of people are shaking their heads and saying, “What the fuck is that geezer talking about?” But I got you, Jerry. I am surprisingly well-versed in Old Southern Man-isms.
By “circumcising the mosquito,” I’m pretty sure he means, “to go to great lengths for no apparent reason.” He doesn’t want to put Romo on the Injured Reserve because he thinks his star QB will be back LICKETY SPLIT, Y’ALL.
As for Romo, his vertebrate are slicker’n shit on a hoe handle. Tighten up, son..
[via Star-Telegram]
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Quote from a very serious Dallas fan “It really is a shame because Romo should go down in history as one of the greatest of all time, up there with Peyton and Brady, but he just never had the chance”. What a bunch of delusional idiots.
8 years ago at 3:31 pmLike the chance that quite literally slipped between through his fingers in that 06 – 07 Seattle game?
8 years ago at 3:40 pmRomo is good but he’s never been elite like Favre, Manning or Brock Turner.
8 years ago at 8:36 pmDo they even have dicks?
8 years ago at 3:58 pmthat’s how you get the sexually transmitted version of the zika virus
8 years ago at 4:26 pm
8 years ago at 4:21 pm
8 years ago at 7:16 pmLap me, yours didn’t load for me until after I posted this and page refreshed
8 years ago at 7:17 pmDak Pressgoat
8 years ago at 5:56 pmThis was on Barstool a couple days ago. Good job
8 years ago at 6:13 pmImaging getting head from a girl & her eyes looking like that.. #whatsshame
8 years ago at 8:04 pm