Naked Old Man Ruins Blonde Girl’s Edgy Senior Pics
For most public school kids, it’s the last, fleeting weeks of a golden summer. This is the time of year when thousands of soon-to-be-seniors descend on the woods, beaches, and gritty urban wastelands of the world to take edgy, thought-provoking senior pictures.
At least that’s what Jillian Henry (@jill_henn) from Eugene, Oregon tried to do on Sunday. She put on her best dress, waded out into the middle of a creek, and was halfway through a wicked Blue Steel when a totally nude fat guy and his dog emerged from the bushes.
Her reaction is perfectly captured in this tweet, that has since gone viral, racking up thousands of likes and retweets. She’s got her head turned in a way that somehow simply says, “Is that? Yeah, that’s a fat naked guy. Jesus.” It’s a celebration of all of life’s random, unforeseen surprises.
Maybe this man/dog combo is the Spirit of the Wild, coming to welcome Jillian across a grand threshold as she passes from girl to woman and joins the ever-living Circle of Life.
Or maybe he’s just a naked, toked up hippy. It is Eugene, after all.
Thanks for posting, Jill..
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Image via Twitter/@jill_henn
Appealing to your target audience here, I see.
8 years ago at 9:49 amIs she 18?
8 years ago at 9:58 amShe will be soon
8 years ago at 6:58 pmShe liked it
8 years ago at 10:03 amWould
8 years ago at 10:06 amThe underage girl or the naked guy?
8 years ago at 11:40 amThe dog
8 years ago at 2:02 pmThe first two words I saw were naked and blonde.
8 years ago at 10:08 amFirst I thought out was Dorn, but high school is probably too old for him.
8 years ago at 10:09 amWhat was Dan doing in Oregon?
8 years ago at 11:33 amDad?
8 years ago at 12:55 pmThe dude’s probably just trying to cope with the untimely loss of Harambe like rest of us. Take it was on him.
8 years ago at 1:30 pmHow is this in any way, shape, or form related to fraternity life? It’s an article about a fully clothed minor and a naked dude
8 years ago at 2:08 pmStory of Dorns life
8 years ago at 2:23 pm