Jim Harbaugh Is Pounding Out His 7th Kid
10 years ago

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With “enthusiasm unknown to mankind,” Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh has again lived up to his “jackhammer” reputation — this time on his wife.

In what was likely a 14-second “efficiency based” encounter –culminating in a high five and protein shake — Jim and Sarah Harbaugh announced another descendant of the maniacal Michigan head man will enter the world later this year.

Harbaugh, who will be 53 when his 7th child is born, has probably already scheduled a satellite camp outside of the U of M Hospital spanning the week of the estimated delivery date.

Apparently, contrary to the popular belief of the comment section of my sports-related columns, I am not the one “on Harbaugh’s dick all the time.” Congrats Jim and Sarah, maybe you’ll let the youngest choose a school that’s won something this decade. You know, like the school in Columbus.

[via FOX Sports]

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  2. TopCommentReply

    Using “pounding out” and “kid” in the same title is giving me some Sandusky flashbacks

    10 years ago at 4:19 pm
  4. Texas Tux and Oil

    I bet that goofy fucker wears cleats in the bedroom for his two minute drills.

    10 years ago at 4:23 pm
  8. Blakefoster

    He’s eventually going to build up to an entire offense. Only 4 more kids and he may have a strong recruiting class in his household

    10 years ago at 4:52 pm
    1. Gun_Slinger

      I think his kids are too far apart in age to make up one recruiting class. At least thats my understanding how a recruiting class works.

      10 years ago at 11:44 pm
  9. Clark_Kunt

    Well for the next nine months I think it’s fair to say it will be you and not Mrs. Harbaugh on Jimmy’s Jimmy all the time

    10 years ago at 4:56 pm